I have no answer as to why the worst kissers want to do it so much.

in contrast do you find that men who ARE great kissers just don't want to? Do you find that lousy kissing correlates with poorer bedroom skills? Are bad kissers ever really good at giving oral?

I hope you don't mind all the questions. It just that the stuff you write tends to get me kinda hot. (especially the good kiss description) SO, I'd like to read some more.


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Why does the WORST kisser love to kiss the MOST?  They say, "practice makes perfect", but apparently not so with these guys (& girls, probably) & there is no worse turn-off than a shitty kisser, seriously.  How can a person have come to their middle ages & not yet learned how to kiss?  And can't they correlate me pulling away only when they kiss me, to the fact that I don't want them to kiss me?  Why are they oblivious to the hint when I take charge & lead the tongue dance, slowing down & lessening the pry of the mouth opening, all as any sort of attempt to loosen that stiff, obtrusive lizard tongue that dreams of a fly down my throat.  The kiss-size is a sport of face-licking & not possible for me to achieve if I wanted to.  A kiss is supposed to be  soft, slow, wet, sensual, & is the beginning foreplay which arouses you for later penetration.  The tongue is soft & flexible, like a good-sized, natural breast, NOT stiff & stubby, like a tiny, erect dick.  An intense, erotic, tailor-adjusted kissing session  (application once you've found out partner's kiss style) is a guaranteed ticket to the greatest sex possible with your partner.  And if you love to kiss for hours but can't find a partner who will, learn HOW to kiss your lover in a way that will have them begging for every inch of you.

I was a little drunk when I wrote that & I don't drink that often (vodka RedBulls, no doubt!).  Blame it on the 1/8 Cherokee in this Italian, but I'm a little hung-over today, so I'm going to have to get back with you on answering your questions.  But I will & really look forward to it, as I am easily entertained.  And who's the genius that thought it a good idea to serve repetitive doses of alcohol with caffeine to a handi-cap?  Is this even legal?

at that point, when I just cant take the sloppy "kisses" I take complete control of the situation and DO something else LOL! ANYTHING else! It goes beyond being just gross to me, its downright frickin annoying! Needless to say, this is one of my major pet peeves ....and yes i wonder, how does one go through life (adolescence, college, marriage(s),affairs...) and NOT know how a woman likes to be kissed? Clearly they show you how to kiss in movies and TV. Perhaps visuals are no longer enough for some people...

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Kelsi you are spot on. Biggest turn off ever and these are usually the same guys that  point out all the negatives in the reviews. I wish we could post reviews on the guys. Good post kelsi

Of course, that's assuming that you believe all ladies like to be kissed the same. I used to think of mysef of a nice, sensual  kisser, but I've been mouth raped by civie girls that mistake force for passion.

I like kissng, but so far far haven't found a provider that think kissing is anything more than a diversion from the 'main course'.

Honestly, if I kiss and you pull away, I won't pursue, but I will ask WTF. I feel the same about DATY, I've never had a problem with ladies enjoying it, but if you don't, help me help you. I'm not doing it solely for me and I'm not looking for a fifi, but a partner that can help me improve. If you want a girl that will just put up with a subpar performance and won't tell you how to improve, date civvie...

HH, you're a nut!  But I'm a little nutty myself, so here's an attempt to answer your questions, while trying to keep a straight face & answer them seriously...

Yes, to my experience, the great kissers don't want to "neck" as much as the lousy kisser, it seems.  Maybe the great realize the possible damage this could cause him/her... no good in a NSA situation.  Maybe the lousy realize they need practice... what better practice opportunity than w/a volunteer (a Provider) so he/she will be readily kissable for that civvie romance?

Though it seems to go hand-in-hand that a poor kisser leads to poor bedroom skills, I have been surprised from time to time with that NOT being the case.  Occasionally, that stiff tongue inside a mouth that opens as wide as a door-hinge, can actually be quite stimulating under certain performance.  But to my experience, an equally proportionate correlation of poor/poor, is a good rule of thumb.  Adversely, the same holds true for the great/great, as a general rule of thumb.

Now I'm embarrassed & even a little aroused myself, so if you'll excuse me...

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That the worst kissers don't have many women interested in kissing them on a daily basis, so that's what they want?

And the good kissers get plenty of kissing action so they'd rather save time for other activities?