starting sept 1, my new client rate will be $350 incall, $400 outcall.

Due to a frustrating week last week, I have decided I want to cut back demands on my time from new clients and make myself more available to my previously seen clients.

I apologize to those clients i was unable to see last week and trust me when i say i regretted it but the new client appointments had been set up far in advance so i felt obligated.

For those of you who have already met me, you can disregard this rate increase and any future ones because i always grandfather my clients in at their original rate.

For those of you who havent met me but have me on their "to-do" list, you have until sunday to get into mah stable for $200

giddyup

For those of you who have never heard of me,  

I can gush but I never rush, I'm discreet and honest, blonde and forgetful, sweet and nutty, protected but not directed and definitely not stupid (unless it's electrical/mechanical and then I'm actually lil retarded).

I rarely think the same way that other people do, I frequently change my mind and I question everything. You couldn't convince me that fire was hot without me sticking my hand in it because I believe the smartest person in the room is the one who knows the least.

The "majority" might say i have a dangerous mind because the only person allowed to "rule" it is me and instead of seeing things in black in white, I see all of the colors in between.

Most importantly, since it's the nutty that makes me delicious, anyone who thinks I'm crazy is cordially invited to meet me and find out.

my incall is in chandler, inside the ocotillo golf resort.
private home, pool/hottub

skinny dipping is available at night only cuz my neighbors have TALL houses and perv minds (probably).

i am available whenever the mood strikes, morning day or middle of the night.

call for short notice availability 602.487.7491
email for advance bookings [email protected]

A 75% rate increase.  WOW, the recession MUST be ending!!

Go get 'em, Ana!!

When the opportunity presents itself, I'll still make the call. You're that fucking crazy that I can't go a whole lifetime without meeting you.

this version has a bad-ass blue bubba gump dog greeting you instead of a cheshire cat.

bubba loves to dfk but has a bad case of dog breathe so he's NOT invited to the party.

i can say with absolute confidence, it's not going to be like anything you've ever experienced before.

(this ride not recommended for the "faint of heart")

Anybody else confused?

currently its not a hottub.
its a very warm tub with jet bubbles.

i wont be turning on the heater until outside temps are below 100.

boo hiss throw popcorn.

Well if you are in it, it's a hot tub



Thank You
2009 = 27

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Thank you
2009 = 27