Yes, folks, I'm freezing what little ass I have left off here in land of the Frozen Tundra! In fact, I'm such a pussy, I'm coming home early..by 5 days in fact! And the best part...my son's birthday is January 18, so I get to come back in a few weeks!
I hope everyone had a stellar christmas and will have a safe new year's! I had a ball, my parents picked on my hair and my step dad, classy guy that he is, made fun of my breasts! Yes, we are a family of class and social status ::cough:: but all in all, I can't complain. Oh home sweet home! They wonder why I moved 2400 miles away!
Santa was good to me and I hope he was to you too. Again, I'll be home and back to work on Saturday/Sunday-ish! So, if you've got a hankerin' for a late Christmas present, I'm right here. Dark hair, small tits and all!
You kids be good til I get homw, mmkay! I miss ya Phoenix, what with your 80 degree weather. BAH HUM BUG!!
Baby, I'm sorry you had a miserable Christmas. Is there anything we can do to make you feel better about you? Just let us know, we're a pretty happy bunch here in TERburg.
its colder than a witch's tit outside...it reminds me of an old cartoon in Playboy many years ago...an elf was feeling a witch's nipples and says..." they are cold, aren't they". Hopefully the New Year will be a great one in many ways!
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