Here is a little October bed-time story I wrote for your Autumn enjoyment....
Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful women named Cinderella, who lived in a little white cottage, with ivy growing up the sides, rose bushes lining the entrace way, peacocks that roamed the front yard, and they cried like she was crying in her heart. Her step-mother was a bitchy snob, and her step-sisters were brats. She had to sew her dresses from old, moth-eaten curtains, and everyday, she was ordered to scrub walls, floors, sinks, and her sisters' spotty backs. Her dream was to meet a handsome prince, be lifted up on a white stallion, and rescued from her current situation...
blah, blah, blah...
you know the story... but do you know what happened after she married the prince?
Cinderella found out her "perfect prince" was gay. The first time they had sex, he made her stick a 24k gold dildo up his ass. The week after, he wanted a three-some with her and the glass-slipper-maker's son. The week after, he ordered her to watch as he gave a blow job to his horse, and finally, the 4th week, he brought her to a doctor who specialized in turning pussy to penis. She ran out the door as fast she could, and didnt stop running 'til she caught sight of a statue holding a torch...
Cinderella found Manhattan, where October was beginning, and she also found that Americans like to shorten names...
"Rella" was so hungry, after her long run away from never-never land. She found a nice little vegan cafe, on the upper east side, and treated herself to some tofu-cheesecake. As she enjoyed the tasty cake, trying to ignore the "Autumn decor" pumpkins on the tables... she heard a familiar laugh (like a pig snorting), and nervously looked around the cafe. To her horror, she saw her step-mom and two sisters, sitting at a nearby table, laughing about someone's birthday, and drinking chai latte. Rella knew they wouldn't recognize her, (after-all, the prince had made her cut her hair and dress in man clothes) so she decided to go over, and ask who's birthday they were celebrating. "Hello, I overheard you say it was someone's birthday, which one of you has a birthday today?" They all snickered and said, "We all have a birthday today!" One sister started to recognize Rella, and decided to be sarcastic, grabbing a little pumpkin off the table and handing it to Rella, "Here you go! it's my present to you!" Rella knew she was found out, and that pumpkin brought back so many horrible memories, memories she had hoped to forget... so she took a deep breath and replied, "If I had known it was all three of your birthdays, I would have brought you three pumpkins, but since there is just one, why dont you all turn it into a beautiful carriage, and ride away into the sunset? Have a great night ladies, and now I'm off to buy an enema. I'd rather go to Greece then join you on your pumpkin ride to never-never land!"
