A group of gentlemen, after finishing their round of golf, were freshening up in the clubhouse.  A cell phone on one of the benches started ringing.

"Hello."

"Hi honey, are you at the club?"

"Yes, we just finished the round."

"Well, I though you were so I went shopping.  I found this wonderful leather coat, but it's rather expensive, $1,000.00.  I just love it."

"Well, buy it."

"Okay.  I also stopped at the Mercedes' dealer and they have a car I just love.  It's $50,000.00."

"Well, for that kinda money I want all the options."

"Oh honey, thank you, I run right back.  Do you remember that house we bid on last year and didn't get?  Well, it's back on the market for $595,000.00."

"Okay, make an offer at $500.000.00, not a penny more."

"Oh thank you sweetheart, I can't wait to see you tonight.  Bye bye dear."

Hanging up the cell phone, the gentleman chuckled, raised the phone in the air and announced "Does anybody know whose cell phone this is?"