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Caution!
City Hall 1965 reads
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Thank you for your order. I would recommend caution, adding a heating unit to a an already hot babe can be a fire hazard.  Be sure the bedding is not combustible.  Begin with the low setting, then advance by blowing on the controls until the unit emits smoke!

City Hall2952 reads

With the nights getting colder and the approaching winter solstice the Mayor's office   is offering a special service to the ladies of our community. Bed warming will now be available. A trained thermal specialist will get under the  covers, pre heat your side of the bed, and then share body heat for a warm and cozy rest. Why crawl into a cold bed when you can enjoy the comfort of pre  warmed  sheets? The patented technology is fueled  by beef and an occasional  red wine.  Easy adjustments can keep the  BTU's  going for 6 minutes and may last up to an amazing 8 minutes! The unit is small and will hardly  be noticed as you enjoy the balmy  98.6 degree temperature.  Call  today operators and other things are standing by.  Another public service by your town of Poon Valley......

"Meating the needs of today"

DetanieffaCrevO1605 reads

Everybody knows how those politicans are always trying to get away with erection rigging.

he doesn't mind kissing all those boobies,...er...... babies. What a campaigner!!

Mayors Mouthpiece2319 reads

there are photos and then he will have another excuse.

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