Full menu discussions  here, GFE, PSE discussions on the main board. Those phrases never cross my mind when I'm with a client.......... color me a heathen all I'm focused on is I better have an earthshattering orgasm and if I have to do all the above and then some to achieve it I will..... I think I need therapy lol

to me">>>>  does it mean he wants you to be -bi  or you must do anal? does he just want to see it on the menu offered even though he has no plans of ordering those side-dishes ? Been around awhile and still never sure what a guy wants unless he just comes right out with it

it's likely better to be more direct.  

I suspect "full menu" is likely to have a varied definition, much like "GFE", which is debated occasionally on several boards.

In my post (below), "full-menu" was intended to be construed as someone whose "service section" of the TER profile is predominiated with "Yes", though I frankly don't care about domination or, in this particular case, whether the lady is bisexual or not (though I enjoy a good doubles experience on occasion).

So I had preferred class and tact---though admittedly somewhat indirect---over "only Greek CIM-ers need apply", but if it's directness you need, there you have it.  

That said, my preference is only for a lady to be open to those activities; I sometimes find that they become a non-event anyways.

I assume your post was brought on by my post below, and I note that I've invoked a couple "grumbly faces" from you this morning.  That's my own, personal definition of "full menu", a definition you could have gotten via continued PM's if you'd wanteed, though your response obviously would have been much narrower.

Have a great day!

i would personally not think anal or bi would be part of a "full menu"

Because everyone has their own definition for it. It's like saying I'm selling a car with low miles. But everyone probably have their own definition for low miles so that's my take on it

lol who know's Men?

I would say everything up to, but not including, unprotected vaginal and anal intercourse. Those two are nearly always off limits except for some very risky providers and clients, and they rarely post.

lol those are not grumpy faces those are faces of confusion  dear .....thanks for clearing it up for me and good luck  on your search

Good point there

I guess I will be one of those  limited menus and hopefully what I do serve will be quality over quanity.....most 5 star restaurants  keep it simple and elegant, limited choices but all done well with 5 star service and atmosphere.

nah you can always say no.  you just put your tongue to the roof of your mouth and make an O with your lips - works every time.

Victoria you ARE 5 star for sure.

There are a select few elite providers that offer a "full menu" and have the highest level of quality as well.  That is why those women are elite.  They also are wise enough to be very UTR, kind of like that "well kept secret" private restaurant that most don't know about, but may have an underground following.

A menu like that doesn't mean it's low quality it just means possibly being open-minded about more things.  

.... just stated what I felt/thought it meant or I guess should mean rather. I know how to say no trust me I mean full menu again have always thought it to mean well what I said in my first reply.  Full menu = a more open maybe pse/fetish/role play kind of menu.

If you need therapy, then I do too... Maybe we can gat a volume discount?

I always assumed it included a tire rotation and some work on my taxes.

When I am interested in seeing a provider for the first time and a "full menu" is offered I would take that to mean she is open to all safe activities including anal. Doesn't mean that we would go there but that the possibility is there if that's the way our time together took us.  Just saying you offer a full menu also leaves so much open to interpretation.  I prefer a more direct idea of do's and don'ts so there isn't any confusion and we both are more relaxed and comfortable as to what activities are available.

Im not a therapist......but your post really turned me on....maybe I need the therapy??

If a lady were to offer "full menu" I would assume most anything short of BBFS would be involved. But I would then ask about a specific option when I meet the lady to clear up any confusion. Probably not on the phone because too many guys try to turn that into sex talk, and she doesn't know who/what I am. But I would tactfully mention I am looking for *** and see what see says.

you all got it wrong...Full Menu means they serve Chicken, Red meat, and Seafood. Moving forward full menu will include appetizers, soups, breads, salads and desserts. Not to put any extra pressure, but providers who make a date with Hellozona better start cooking now!!!

PS:above statement was meant to make you laugh, now I have no friggin clue what full menu means but  men wear your god dam "jimmy's". If you dont know what I just said, go watch the movie "the Other Guys" or Dirty Mike and the Boys will visit your car!

I shall seek out therapy the day my body won't let me have sex hehe, I'll be well into my 80's