I can see needing lessons for taking it up the kazoo. God, it even hurts to think about that. But what lessons are needed for being a poop shooter? Just use a lot of lube and start off slow and easy...
FWIW, I'm pretty sure the term 'lessons' was symbolic, not literal. You may also be surprised to learn that 'cowgirl' does not involve a hat and boots, the Village People are not part of 'dining at the Y', young Mormons are not involved in 'missionary', and canines have nothing to do with 'doggy'.
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