Is in the eye of the beholder...thank god we don't all want the same flavor of ice cream! How boring would that be.
Brook makes very good points! Enjoy the kisses and forget about the horse shit! It stinks...
Warmly,
Reagan
P.S. Your pics are great!
Hey Guys...
I just got through spending the night with Brooke last night. I have experienced enough providers in my time to know what a "rip-off" is, what a "clock watcher" is, and what quality non-rushed time is. One expensive date, but worth every fuckin' penny! And, for the record, any and all doubters out there should know that she was BETTER than advertised (even hotter than her pics), with no signs of 20+ lbs. that I could see (or feel)! Just a perfect rockin' body with all the right curves in all the right places, and we explored a lot of places. Although this was my first time with Brooke, I have watched her over the years and her photos don't lie. Just because some of you are lousy conversationalists with stale personalities, beer guts, flabby asses with stinky shit and the like, you want to chalk it up to a fault on her part? Quit your agenda pushin' and just ENJOY a true treasure like her. There are FEW around! TER needs a new scale to accomodate Brooke, 'cuz 10/10 does not do her justice!!!
This is such horse shit!!! I did give her a 10/10 and I was very specific in the fact that (IMHO) Brooke deserved more! I question why TER has posted my review as anything other than 10/10!?!?!? I don't pay VIP Membership for them to change the way I rate a provider - especially when I want fellow hobbyists to know the truth about a provider. Has this happened to anyone else????
in Tampa a 10 for performance one time, and they knocked it down to a 9. It happens all the time.
Why I quit reviewing altogether. Between downgrades and flat out not posting reviews at all with no explanation or feedback got kinda old.
to one of my Phoenix friends....
I thought I'd made a mistake, because I knew I'd put down a 10....
No one ever said life is fair....
RM36
This happens often I can understand if they have performance standards as far as what activities warrant a 10/10. My biggest gripe is with downgrading of the appearance rating. BBW and mature ladies do not get 10s as a rule. Which I disagree with. I *AM* a 10 to most men who like Fat Women(bbw). Men see the type that they prefer and if they consider that provider a 10 in relation to their type I think it should stand as long as there is no deception going on like a 40 year old claiming 25 or a 300 lb girl claiming she is chubby. Thats my bit.
Simone
To make this not so disfunctional and sort of fun and playful... slash depressing and some what understanding in a very positive/ lets get to the point serious way.. HERE I GO>>>>>>>> I AM ONE PERSON!!!!!!!.... There are hundrends.... thousands... beautiful women in this universe.... All of the recent... and also past bashings of the same individuals gets old... and its very boring... WE NEED TO SPICE THIS BOARD UP....... A GIRL THAT CAN FIT TO DICKS IN HER MOUTH OF 10 INCHES OR BIGGER .. HEY ..... THATS A KICK.... I SEEN THAT ON A PORNO ONCE... THAT'S WHY THEY ARE PORN STARS.... KUDOS.... A GIRL .. THAT CAN SING "LAST DANCE FOR LOVE" WHILE ACTUALLY DANCING TO THE SONG>>>> SINGING IT AND FUCKING TO IT IN WAYS NO ONE EVERY IMAGINED!.. BABY THAT WOULD BE ME!!!!!! DAMN TALENTED!!! I SAY!!!....LETS HAVE FUN AND GET NAKED!!!!.. OH AND BY THE WAY!!... I ACTUALLY HAVE A BRAIN AND I CAN CARRYING ON A CONVERSATION... USUALLY ONE YOU MAY LIKE..... IF NOT... THAN LETS JUST GET TO ADMIRING MY MANY OTHER SKILLS IF MY MIND DOES NOT TEASE YOU(WHICH MOST IT DOES)... 0H... AND THERES THE ASS.. TITS... BEAUTIFUL PUSSY THAT MIGHT TEMPT THE SAVAGE BEAST WITHIN YOU... ALL OF THIS NONSENSE OF REVIEW RATINGS IS LIKE WHOEVER SAID.. A CROCK OF SHIT....WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO ... IS THIS... GREAT SEX!!!!!!.... GREAT PERSONALITY.... A SMOKING HOT BODY DOESN'T HURT EITHER!!!.... AND A BEAUTIFUL FACE THAT LOOKS BACK AT YOU AND FINDS INTEREST IN EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY.. NOT FOR THE MONEY... BUT BECAUSE SHE IS HUMAN.... GOOD HEARTED... A GREAT SOUL... AND SOMEONE THAT KNOWS WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE IN A WORLD FULL OF !@!*$%$&!@.... I WILL SAY IT AGAIN... I LOVE MY SON... I LOVE HAVING A FEW DATES A MONTH.. I LOVE MY ACTING CAREER... I LOVE THAT MY SON LOVES TO ACT.. I LOVE THE FACT THAT SOMEDAY I WILL NOT BE CRITIZED ON A BOARD OF PEOPLE THAT I HAVE NEVER MET ... AND THAT I MAY NEVER WILL.... SOMEDAY WE ALL WILL LIVE OUR DREAMS.. BUT UNTIL THEN....BE KIND... DO NOT JUDGE OTHERS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER MET.... WHEN YOU MEET THEM... AND FIND THERE IS JUDGEMENT.. WHETHER GOOD OR BAD... MAKE YOUR OWN DECISION... BY FACTS OF ACTUALLY MEETING THE WOMAN....THAN BY ALL MEANS.. GO FOR IT!!!!!!! I KNOW THAT WE ARE ALL ON THIS BOARD FOR A REASON.. WHETHER HOBBIEST OR PROVIDER... WE ARE SEEKING SOMETHING... SO PLEASE... WHY FIGHT EACH OTHER AND SAY THINGS THAT ARE NOT KIND... AND LESS SOME ASSHOLE COMES ON BOARD AND DESERVES IT!.. LIKE FUL...... CUM... OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.... ANYWAY.. SINCE I DON'T THINK ITS PROPER TO USE NAMES THAT HAS BASHED ME ... I WILL NOT DISCLOSE OTHER CASES..... SUCH AS SUNDBATHING OR DISCREETFORCOCK... ANYWAY.... THESE ARE JUST RANDOM SAYINGS.. I THOUGHT IT SOUNDED HILARIOUS LOL.... PLEASE... BE KIND REWIND.. OR DON'T REWIND.. BECAUSE SOMETIMES THE BEST VERSION IS BETTER THE FIRST TIME AROUND.... I'M NOT A LAWYER... BUT I AM A MIND READER... LOL... AND I PROGRAM YOU TO GIVE ME STELLAR REVIEWS.... YOU MUST OBEY ME... AND LISTEN TO THE FACT THAT I AM A 10/ 10.... HELL GIVE ME A FRIGGION PERFERT PUSSY SCORE.. BEST SUCKING SKILLS SCORE.. BEST KISSER.. BEST LISTENER...BEST....TASTING... YUMMY YUMMY... BEST... LEGS... BEST..... TITS.. BEST ASS... BEST BODY... BEST FACE... BEST HAIR... DO YOU SEE WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS.... WHAT I KNOW YOU ARE ALL GETTING BY NOW IS THIS... I AM THE BEST AT WHAT I DO.. MEANING.... I DO NOT RATE MYSELF ON A SCALE... YOU DO THAT FOR ME..... I AM A WONDERFUL WOMAN.... KIND... SPIRITED.... EASY ON THE EYE.... AND MOST GENIUNE.... SINCERE TO SAY THE LEAST... ANYTHING ELSE YOU GUYS COME TO A CONCLUSION ON .. THAT ACTUALLY SEEN ME... WELL HELL YES!!!!! THANK YOU VERY MUCH..... GOODNIGHT... AND I HOPE THAT ONE DAY I CAN AWAKE AND SEE THAT WE ALL CAN GET ON WITH THIS THING WE CALL LIFE....... I'M READY... HOW ABOUT YOU?
KISSES... OH HORSE SHIT....
SEE YOU SOON....
I HOPE..
BROOKE BANKS
YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!
xoxo
Jazz
Is in the eye of the beholder...thank god we don't all want the same flavor of ice cream! How boring would that be.
Brook makes very good points! Enjoy the kisses and forget about the horse shit! It stinks...
Warmly,
Reagan
P.S. Your pics are great!
Reading your post took me right back to our dinner at the Valley Ho...and me thinking am I really paying to listen to this?
I guess a blow job under the table at dinner would have been more appropriate than a conversation.... WOW 2 years ago at the Valley Ho.. Nope still don't remember you.... Yep I love to have a good conversation...I guess my post was a long one....And I guess you dragging this out for two years wasn't long?? That's because you know you never seen me..... And if you did .... 2 years is a long time to keep ragging on someone .... There must have been something you liked about me or you would bug off by now... And get a life.... Apparently not everyone thinks of me the way you did....You really are annoying ....LOL.. And you posted on Valentines Day.. You must not have had anyone to share it with.....I wonder why???
Hey, why don't you guys get off this girls back. She must be good...she gets great reviews, and seems busy...so give it a rest. And, No, I have never seen her...yet. But come guys get a life, and leave her alone....
Nobody insulted you.
WOW
It was a compliment.
They were all complimenting you.
Apparently they didn't meet THIS side of you.
But all the past hullabaloo over your reviews was because:
1. you were posting under the same handle as a hobbyist that had just reviewed you.
2. you kept a guy's deposit after YOU cancelled on him.
3. Because a guy felt ripped off when he spent $1500 and after 2 hours of you showing him your photos online, you told him that you needed more money or you had to leave because your driver was there and time was up.
All of which are very legitimate concerns sweetheart.
Wow.. I should "calm down".. I feel much better now that you set things completely and legitmately straight about past history of issues that happen... But were resolved....No foul play on my part... But I will just calm down and keep letting people like you talk shit about me....I'm cool... calm... and ... collective now.. Thanks babe.
right sundance ?
A simple search of the board shows how you "resolved" these issues which span several years.
If you dont want people to talk shit, you're going to first have to stop acting like shit.
and laugh at him.
for a girl who only sees 3 or 4 guys a month, you have a heck of a lot of unhappy campers. this is just the last year and a half but your "consistent history" goes much further back, although its just more of the same..
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=5&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=brookeone&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=68662&frmSearch=1
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=5&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=brookeone&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=68515&frmSearch=1
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=5&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=brookeone&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=66340&frmSearch=1
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=5&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=brookeone&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=66251&frmSearch=1
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=5&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&SearchType=1&Author=brookeone&DayFrom=3000&DayTo=0&MessageID=61009&frmSearch=1
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=56081&boardID=5&page=
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=56106&boardID=5&page=
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=56115&boardID=5&page=
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=56167&boardID=5&page=
And your point is ???? The same people the same threads and the same shit.... Do not tell me that I act like shit... I have received shit from two prominent people over and over again... and frankly everyone is sick of hearing it.... ALOT OF UNHAPPY CAMPERS!.... Its mostly me defending myself from TWO individuals over and over again.... I will keep defending myself... I will keep getting great reviews ( BECAUSE I DESERVE THEM)... And I will keep apparently pissing people like you off because of that... Oh nice review you gave me .... But you said you seen me remember?.... And I do usually only see 3 dates a month.... I guess you really cannot stand me... I do not care.... I have alot of people that knows that I am a stand up person.... You can play this song and dance all day long... Let me ask you something.... Why didn't you review me ??? BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEN ME!..... And I love the fact that you threw in old threads of alot of people jumping the band wagon on threads that were from the same two men.... Have a great life ... Leave my reviews... leave me... and leave all the negative trouble you a trying to start back where it belongs.... Remember.... Do not start trouble for troubles sake... WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!... Have a good one... my dear!
I have noticed that previous threads that have gotten to "close" to what is going on with Brooke get shut down and disappear.
That being said, my complaint about Brooke was not regarding a rip-off that happened during the time we met. She showed up on time and only left early because I asked her to. But...there is definitely something going on with her reviews. There is simply no question about it.
TM2 and Sundance... Not everything you read is the truth.... And there is nothing going on with my reviews... I guess you really would jump off a brigde because someone told you too and you read that it is lots of fun.... NOT EVERYTHING YOU READ IS THE TRUTH!.... I know what kind of person I am TM2 and I do not need you or Sundance to judge me any further.... I am done with your nonsense... Yea all the guys that reviewed me also reviewd other woman.. (most of them)... why don't you just email them ... ask them what they thought of me... ITS THAT SIMPLY... Stop questioning every thread in life that has been posted about me... I am done dealing with all of this.... Not everything people post are the truth... GET A FRIGGION LIFE!... AND GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE... I AM SO SICK OF BEING PUT DOWN OVER GOOD REVIEWS!.... PLEASE GO READ 4, 5 , 6 posts or threads bashing another provider.... Its my rates and that is why you are having a problem.... Remember not everything you read is the truth.... Alot of people want to bring you down and in my case not you or anyone else will.... JUST CONTACT MY REVIEWERS... ITS NOT DIFFICULT.... AND YOU CAN TRY AND CONVINCE THEM I AM NOT A 10.... THEY WILL SADLY DISAGREE... PLEASE HAVE A GOOD LIFE>.. AND THIS IS BECOMING JERRY SPRINGER ......I GUESS EVERYTHING ON THAT SHOW IS ALL FACTUAL AND NOTHING IS MADE UP TO RUIN SOMEONE'S REPUTATION... And the reason threads keep getting taking down is because to cause trouble for troubles sake is not allowed... READ THE RULES AND LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE LAST TIME!
Like I said before, reading your posts takes me right back to our "conversation" at dinner (i.e. you rambling on with your nonsense).
I will have the last word... Rambling on with what nonsense?.... You are a waste of a perfectly great discussion board.... GO STALK SOMEONE ELSE..... That way I can ramble to someone else.. Your a total joke..... But you know what... I forgive you!....I have never met someone in my life.. (AND I KNOW I NEVER MET YOU).... That was such an internet stalker.. You have issues my man.. AT LEAST MEET ME!.....STOP DREAMING AND TALKING ALL THIS NONSENSE!.... You have serious problems my man... Please get a life... I really mean a nice life.... Someone to love and care about you... You obviously have WAY too much time on your hands to keep bashing someone you NEVER met...
Goodnight... And please do not keep posting false bashing postings on me... MOVE ON!.... You are a played out record my dear... And you really have some issues to deal with .. Please seek some help!
With all my love,
Brooke
You have alot to learn about beauty.
clue - it doesnt come shrouded in a cloak of airbrushed photography and screeching random insults at people you dont know (per your own claims)
by the way, beautiful women dont need photoshop to make them beautiful so you might want to focus more attention on airbrushing your personality.
oh and jerry isnt interested, he does have standards.
YOU JUST BUSTED YOURSELF BY POSTING THIS LAST COMMENT>>> NOW I KNOW YOU NEVER MET ME EITHER!.... MY PICTURES WERE DONE THROUGH GLEN>>... WHICH WILL VOUCH HE DID NEXT TO NO AIRBRUSHING ON MY PHOTOS ... I LOOK EVEN BETTER IN PERSON... JUST WORE HEAVIER MAKEUP FOR THE PICTURES.. YOU REALLY JUST PUT YOUR FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH.. AND EVERYONE ON THIS BOARD KNOWS GLEN... USE TO OWN PHOENIX 411.net... HE DID MY PICTURES.. AND DID NOT AIRBRUSH.. BUT SLIGHTLY... THANK YOU FOR BEING A TRUE LIAR AND LOOKING LIKE AN ASSHOLE.. YES I SAID IT.. ASSHOLE.... OH AND BY THE WAY.. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! AND I WILL EXPOSE YOU
monthly payments you had to make.
I'm a liar and an asshole ?
Sounds like you know me pretty well so why don't you go ahead and expose me.
Please, I insist.
By the way, Glen does great work. Your tattoo doesn't show at all.
Are you fucking kidding?
By the way, how can you know someone you never met?
Just curious, not that I expect your rambling answer will make any sense.
And also, you told me your real name (which isn't Brooke) when we met...but I would never even think about posting that on this board.
check out page 2 of ms Banks reviews and take note of the review by bk994.
Brooke not only named a client by his real name in one of her rants, but in so doing also exposed herself by posting under the handle of someone who reviewed her.
Almost unbelievable...almost.
I'm not surprised at either.
Oh I'm sorry Sundunce.. I just caught your subject line... Sorry to upset you Mataka... I mean Brooke... So you think I'm Mataka now???? OH WOW..... This just keeps getting better and better.....ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CONTACT HIM.. CONTACT HIS LAST PROVIDER... ARE YOU A COMPLETE IDIOT... OR JUST SEMI RETARDED!.... YOU REALLY THINK I AM POSTING MY OWN REVIEWS????? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE JACKASS???? Did I travel different states as a man... and have sex with all these women that were reviewed before me... Than transfer back to a women and give myself my own scores.. GIVE THEM CONTACT>.... ALL OF THEM.. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE!... THEY ALL REVIEWED ME ! AND MOST REVIEWED MANY OTHERS BEFORE ME!.... I AM DONE WASTING MY TIME WITH YOU!.... CONTACT THEM YOU DUMBASS>... AND IF YOU KEEP BASHING ME ON THIS BOARD.... I"M GOING TO DO SOME SERIOUS VOO DOO MAGIC ON YOUR STALKING ASS....DO YOUR HOMEWORK DICK WEED.. SIMPLY CONTACT ALL AND EVERY REVIEWER... YOU MORON! OH AND BY THE WAY.... YOU REALLY NEED SOME HELP!... THIS WORLD IS FALLING APART!... AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS SOME PROVIDER YOU WILL NEVER MEET... AND STALKS WEEKLY ON THE INTERNET... YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLY NASTY PERSON!.... YOU WOULD THINK YOU WOULD HAVE OTHER CONCERNS.....THAN WHY MEN FIND ME SO DAMN SEXY!... AND WHAT THEY REVIEW ME AS!.... WHATS WRONG WITH YOU????? DO YOU THINK THAT IF YOU TALK ENOUGH SHIT YOUR GOING TO SOME HOW CHANGE MY REVIEWERS MINDS???? YOU REALLY REALLY NEED SOME HELP!
Hey Sundance...
Sorry to dissapoint, but Brooke is not me, although I wish she were with me right about now as I am freezin' my ass off in Decatur, IL.
Sorry that your experience with her was so bad. After all, I have been dissapointed by a provider or two. But I am happy to say that Brooke was and is at the top of my list - even in this piss poor economy!
by the ip address that you're posting from.
Just so you know.
what city and state is our friend Mataka posting from?
FYI - I am posting from Decatur, Illinois right now (here on business). I was in Phoenix 2 weeks ago and have been here for the last 10 days and will be here for another week.
Lord knows when I will get back to Phoenix again on business, but I am happy to say that my experience with Brooke was the complete opposite of what you say you experienced. I am not saying that you are lying, but we all know that some people "just click". Brooke and I just "clicked" and I think that you two are being extremely harsh on her. Just let it rest!