Has anyone tried the colonic presently being advertised on Backpage in the Body Rubs section? Do they offer more than just a colonic? Feel free to PM me.

Thanks Friends!

Have you ever HAD a real colonic????

I mean jumpinjesus with a red rubber bag!

Don't get me wrong. A little nurse-play can be hot, but I have had coloniss and how anyone could get aroused with the sensation of a flood going all the way up into your stomach along with the urge of impending explosive diahrea, is beyond my comprehension!

Good luck in your search!

Never had one, but the idea of a colonic with a happy ending made me laugh.  But if you can imagine it, I KNOW there is someone out there willing to do it!  Just gotta know where to look

i helped her out on one once.

my job was to smoke cigarettes and blow the smoke in the guys face.

she handled the other half, and must've done it well cuz he saw her regularly for rhem.

she had the whole setup, hospital bed and all the gear... i think she used to be a nurse.

Who said anything about fun and frolic AFTER a colonic? Not me. DUDE! I think you jumped to a conclusion that I didnt intend.
Not that I wouldnt mind a little play time BEFORE the festivities......

...a 'crappy ending'! )

AFTER the colonic???

Let's look at the sentence...

"how anyone could get aroused with the sensation of"

notice the word "with", that's the operative word in this phrase and it indicates concurrency; at the same time. Neither AFTER, nor BEFORE.

The OP stated no time relationship between the play and the.... uh.... IRRIGATION (LOL!) so the reader is forced to jump to SOME conclusion.


By the way, if you play first, then flood and dump... Do you still call it a "HAPPY ENDING?"





Happy Flushing!



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I believe you made an ASSumption that was unwarranted and certainly not intended. But hey! You wanted to make fun of someone and that is your right I suppose. Perhaps scatological humor is your specialty.
Just remember this community is supposed to be a friendly and accepting one.