Captain's log stardate October point 13 point 2021.
Captain Kirk formerly of the Federation starship Enterprise took a phallic shaped Texas rocket to space orbit. Phasers: Not present. Shields: down. Warp drive: Not present. Mission trajectory: Up then down. No Klingons were encountered.Message received. Live long and prosper!
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Pearl Fitzroy
"The Introvert's Muse"
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