You either want to do things with shit or you want to puch the lady in the stomach or the back of the head. You are really and truly one deep sick individual.

-- Modified on 11/28/2007 7:07:08 AM

I believe it's a rusty 'trombone' and a 'dirty' Sanchez...
...can't speak for a Frothy Walrus, but I do believe the aforementioned as well as the Hot Carl and Donkey Punch are best left to the likes of South Park or Broken Lizard.
Not to mention a Turkish Snowcone, Irish Facial, or Portuguese Breakfast!  Whew!!
I think that'd make for one cranky courtesan.  

and quite capable of doing all those things to you!  Bend over...it's comin' in dry!!

















(I'm joking...and your an asshole.)

would be dangerous as hell. you dont go punching some poor person in the back of the neck as hard as you can while you buttsex them.
Dan Savage claims the act to be an urban legend anyhow.

Rusty Sanchez sounds like a good way to get a staph infection but i wont judge.

The other two ive never heard but i do lead a pretty vanilla life. whatever happened to just having sex for three hours straight then taking a nap?

I don't see those names in my acronym list?

but........................

this is so sick!