Hey diddle duddle,
I stepped in a puddle,
My shoe covered in muddle,
Another rainy day.

This rain it befuddle,
my mind into muddle,
just another puddle,
made of matter, gray.

I would rather cuddle,
or even huddle,
with a female buddle,
than go out today.

Must scrape off the cruddle,
step in another puddle,
under umbrella huddle,
be on my way.