BBQ RULES

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is
Important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime
outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man
will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are
put into
motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.


Here comes the important part:


(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRI LL.


More routine....

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with
the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.


More routine....

(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing
some women....
 

Wet Wishes...
Jai Loren
Be Grateful For Each Day!

-- Modified on 5/25/2007 12:40:15 PM

Thanks Jai....that was great! Hope you have a fabulous weekend too!

Terri

I’ll do the cooking

Thanks for the entertaining post, Jai.

But, it sounds like you need to find better men for you life Jai. Take me for example, I'd never ask you to get me another beer (I have a cooler by the BBQ), lol.

Part of the enjoyment is watching her coming to you with a big smile and than then sitting back a watching her swing that tush as she heads back to the kitchen. I think I’ll have a beer every 5 min’s. I know I’m not making any friends here but hell I’m a man and don’t think with my big head.

good to see you on the Phoenix board!!!!

Whens the next bumper bowling?

xoxoxo
Terri

Oh hell I think I'll just have another beer. Jai are you here yet.

Gotta find me some shoes first, damn these big ole feet of mine...lol