I have recently in the last week or so run across a few issues and after talking with some other women folk I decided we needed a reminder again.


1) Wash, and use soap when doing so. Pay special attention to the down under areas. The weather is getting warmer so perhaps a little deoderant spray or a pat of powder for good measure to eliminate sweating as much. I don't want to say Whew... I want to say WOW! Also pay special attention to your finger nails and hands.

2) Brush your teeth. Mouthwash is not a cure all. It doesn't remove icky plaque build up or food particles from between your teeth and those cause bad breathe!

3) If given the opportunity to freshen up at a ladies location do so. Even if it is a quick wash cloth to the groin and a quick shot of mouthwash, do it! Also don't wait around for her to offer, ask! She may not want to offend you, believe me I have offended a few by asking, I also had a few insist they were fresh and clean when they were not. EWWWW!!! Just ask yourself if five minutes of getting fresh and clean at the ladies is worth it, considering she will probably be very greatful. I for one am known to attack a clean man.

4) If you pay for an hour you get an hour. If you are having fun I am sure the lady won't mind a few extra minutes, but don't push her generosity to far. She has a life too. She may need to run errands, pay bills, pick up her kids, or a pet from the vets or she may have another appointment in an hour. In any case it is rude to overstay your welcome and take advantage of time when she doesn't have it to spare.

5) If you bring me a sealed envelope I will open it. If you tell me you paid for and hour and are a $100 short when I check... well, let us not assume that you will recieve the best session, If you recieve one at all. How would you feel if you had a liar in your pressence?

6) This relates in part to #5. If you do not have the money to play don't waste my time calling and booking appointments only to not show up, show up and try to short me, or call and cancel last minute. Also by no means that you are paying me make you superior to me. I still choose who I will and will not see, what time I will see them, and for how long. I also choose what I will and will not do in a session. YMMV has to apply. I have kicked people out before and I am sure I will again... LOL

7)I adore my regulars, for the most part... LOL and consider many of them my friends (with benifits of course). You do not get a discount and then become a regular. Yes I know, there are some unfortunate souls who don't get it. You have to be a regular then I approach you with the let's make this a discounted service speech.

8) If you have a lady cancel on you do to unforeseen circumstances that doesn't entitle you to a discounted session or special treatment. Flat out it doesn't! How many times have you had something come up last minute and had to cancel with a provider? Did you actually give her additional money next time you saw her? Well, maybe a few of you true gentlemen feel you would have make it up to her. Congradulations to those men who could honestly answer yes to that.

9) Play nice. If you enjoy a ladies company see her again, send her a quick note to let her know or bring her a goodie off her wish list. We like to know we are appreciated and we definitely appreciate those who appreciate us. Have Fun! Play Safe! Enjoy those moments together to the fullest and remember them when you are apart!!!

Ladies if you agree with most of this you need to keep up your end too. Show up on time, dress to kill, keep yourself and your surroundings as clean as possible, have fun and teach ole dogs new tricks...LOL Basically keep it creative, clean, and cute! Love you Ladies!!!


xxx's
oh and some ooo's


Arizona Angel





-- Modified on 4/7/2005 12:46:07 PM

Could not have said it better!

and fortunately I've not had to break out "the rules" in quite awhile but it seems the "newbies" to the hobby need to learn them in order to be welcomed back. Thank you for posting this to let them know.

Little Debbie

Hmmmmm......

Obviously good hygene goes along way, and no one appreciates being ripped off....beyond that I'll quietly tip toe away with a no comment....

you've got to be kidding with your top 10 list to "the best session ever".  What about from the hobbyist perception of "the best session ever"?  I could come up with one but what's the point.  There are many ladies to choose companionship from and I personally prefer ladies who start off by answering their phone.  When they answer their phone, they answer it nicely and not give the inquisition like you do and have. Not only are reviews important but I like to converse with a lady on the phone to detect how friendly she is first because that will pretty much set the tone for any meeting thereafter.  I could go on and on, but again, what's the point.  Who are you anyway, every provider's advocate as to what is proper protocol for an encounter?  If you don't like the way someone smells, offer them something and move on or don't move on.  I wouldn't be offended and perhaps someone nervous wouldn't be offended but I am not a hobbyist activist either.

From my perspective as an occassional visitor to the ladies, I'd agree with your list.

I would also make the point that the majority of providors should pay attention to this list as well. Most do, and those get the first shot at repeat visits.

Thanks - honesty is good!

Re:A polite, honest, reminder on the dos and don'ts for the best session ever.

Thanks, Angel! It is always good to hear those tips on a regular basis from a lady's perspective!
Please enjoy your Saturday!

dc!

Seriously don't have a stroke as Snoop said. Yes, when I answer my phone I like to know who is calling me, duh. If you can't tell me your name then you don't need to call. Also I ask where you heard about me, becuase I want to know. Reason number one is to see if you answer honestly and know where I am advertised or if you are just calling random amounts of ladies after writing 15-20 numbers down. I hate comparison shoppers, what can I say? I value myself and I think I am worth every penny. Someone who is shopping around is not interested in me or my companionship, but merely the best price they can find.  Reason number two- as a reasonably intelligent woman I like to know where my advertising $$$ are doing best. If one site is not getting the response I prefer then I can stop advertising there and spend more money on lingerie and toys. Gee what a concept... LOL Who am I you asked. Well I am a sexy, sensual,strong minded woman. I am a woman that is intelligent and wise beyond my years. I am for the most part a considerate person, I am an honest person. I am a passionate person with convictions and beliefs who is not afraid to stand up for myself or what I believe in.  I am a mother, I am a Lover, and I can blow your mind if I choose too. I am not an advocate of proper protocal. I was simply stating something that had bothered me repeated times. I was trying to convey my wishes, I was trying to let everyone know what turned me on and made me want to give the best session ever. You are who you are and you have your opinions. Just as you deem mine inferior, I deem yours rude and judgmental, coming from a person who may or may not have better things to do with thier time than behave like a guilty party. Were you offended? Did I touch on a nerve? Are you one of those men who calls and asks dumb questions trying to get me to solicite myself over the phone? Are you one of those men who tries to pull a fast one on a provider and short her on the donation? Are you one of the men who catches himself acting like a complete ass and not knowing why? Well let's play nice, seriously. I wasn't trying to offend anyone and if you direct something to me personally. Then here I am responding just as personally.

interesting marketing concept

I'm amazed at both your original post and your crude reply here...way to much drama and WAY WAY to much baggage for me. Your certainly entitled to conduct business however you feel appropriate...and your potential customers are entitled to act in a manner they feel appropriate also.

As I posted above bad hygene on either side is a nono....and NO ONE (that means either side) should feel ripped off. I respect your comments on both points completely.

However you go out of your way to after that to both insult and demean both your current customers and future potential customers. This last rant just showa you have issues you need professional help with....

The last post was personal. I directed it to Jim or Jimmy. He attacked me several fronts from how I answer the phone to how I was reminding everyone how to have a great session. This by no means was directed towards anyone else. I thought I made that clear in the subject line. As was the case please point out to me where you feel I was demeaning my current customers or future customers as I do not see where. If there is indeed a way I offended anyone, with exception of Jim or Jimmy, I most certainly appologize that was not my intent. As far as professional help goes...Well, I feel that was quite unwarrented as I believe you must have mistaken my intentions.  Just because I was responding to someone who personally attacked me in perhaps an overly confident matter and because I expressed my opinion by no means deserves such a low blow. After all the Jim or Jimmmy has a reputation of being rude and judgemental and starting drama. Perhaps you have forgotten the all the instances where he was slamming DanorDanny and Jack about AZ Mystique and how he unjustly critizes several people at random with no real logic other than to provoke them. In this case yes I could have let things lie knowing his reputation, however, I felt he needed a response in the form of his own medicine.

Understand your point of view, just being honest in telling you your comments came across as very harsh. To someone like me thats never seen you it leaves only that single point of perspective....which may not be fair to you at all.

All the Best

See I didn't publish this post was about a specific client, but if you get  a chance- checkout my latest review. Don't you think he is being a little vindictive? He also suggested I give him an extra $100 off after I had a family emergancy and didn't show up. This is what I get after I honored a special that was over, because he had to cancel on me do previously do to the fact he had pnemonia? I apoligized for that, but life happens to the best of us. It still doesn't give you a right to try to short us.