One of the first times that I visited a provider, when I took off my clothes, she commented that I looked like a great big teddy bear. I replied something like "That's good, because I like to be be hugged and cuddled by bare-skinned ladies." (A weak attempt at a pun.) She called me her "Barebear".

HalfHour is not a session time. Though I knew that would be what many would think.


HH

For those of you who know me, I love vampires & I have 10 tattoos all of which have something to do with vampires. So my email addy is vampytat2. I shorten it down to Vampy.

Wow, I got nothing funny to say. I must be losing it.
Vampybow

I Love Drilling Holes

My favorite is of the female pursuasion.

That's my ex-husband lol

I have to admit guys that have spunky creative handles pique my interest.

handles

If I told you, I'd have to kill you...lol..

My Handle

is not because I have a big penis and it's black.  That is the initials of my dream car BMW (BlkManWhip) LOL. Now If I was talking about my penis I would call it the Nightstick.  LOL

I didn't pick mine...it picked me...

I've been a professional and semi professional musician all my life. Currently semi professional as I'm wise enough not to quit my day job.  You can guess what I play.
What does this have to do with sex? Well, this one time, at band camp, in junior high the band director scheduled myself and this blond cutie drummer gal to practice together in a small, windowless practice room in the band room. He must have got suspicious when he didn't hear any sounds from our room and when he walked in on us, her hand was down my pants, one of my hands in her pants and the other up her shirt, making out. Oops...he was as embarassed as we were. We were never scheduled together again.

Always open to 69......simple

From the cartoon character Tom Terrific on the old kids show, Captain Kangeroo. It was either that or The Banana Man!

How I got my Handle

At the time I created it I was listening to a Grateful Dead New Years show from 1985, and was jamming to this song...just seemed appropriate to me.

Give me Head until I'm dead, as long as I can listen to the Grateful Dead!!!