A jolly rancher is

"A metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ.
It can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not your hand, stays hard forever -- it's like a jolly rancher"

Aaah, good ol' Urban Dictionary.  Always good for a laugh.  Scroll down a bit and check out the entries for Jolly Rodger, you'll see what I mean.

I've seen "No Jolly Ranchers" in a few ads and I don't know what that means.

Something to be avoided ?

I like the candy.

Oh, does it mean "no drugs" ??

That's me without viagra.


LMAO!



HalfHour

They just have a map to my house ????

OH !!!!!  
DING !!!!  DING  !!!!

I have a one-story house.. . in the suburbs, that's called a rancher..
Yeppers, I gotcha jolly rancher..jolly jolly jolly

Scroll down and check out the definition of the "good people of the Suburban Dictionary"










good people of the Suburban Dictionary:
(noun)
me and my backup team of faux manhoods including a well-used stretchy one.
We realize it's a stretch.   It;s also the reason we're sooooooo jolly.