Have you ever thought about what the world would be like without MJ?  I once briefly pondered the thought and got very depressed.  Let me tell you about my good friend MJ.  Those that cannot think outside of the box will never appreciate the enormous amount of energy that just oozes from her soul.  The clever, witty, firecracker makes me smile all of the time.  I was once depressed about a “guy” and she reassured me (I thought this was sweet) that I was much too good for him.  She reminded me that his feet were two different sizes and that he had smelly balls.  Although that was not the case I got a good laugh out of it.  More about MJ that I think is adorable…

1. Every picture I take of her, she has a horny look on her face and she sticks her tongue out.

2. She is greatly offended by somebody calling her a bit*ch.  Her words “Don’t ever call me a bit*ch, I prefer to be called a cu*t!”

3. On a serious note, she sees the beauty in everybody.  (Unless you have webbed feet)

4. She is very patriotic!  She loves Canada.

5. She enjoys her sessions probably more than you!

6. She snores louder than I.  (Personally I have waited years to meet my match)

7. MJ is never afraid to walk around my house naked.

8. She does not believe in being “politically correct” she is just MJ.

9. MJ LOVES both women and men!

10. She has a free spirit and a genuine love for life.

 I just wanted to say thank you to this great girl.  Thank you MJ for being you!

xoxo
Angelina Marris