Oh how nice of them to come out with a womans, it's only fair after they released the mans small car
The Ford Probe.......... it comes in brown, and the average female car thief won't be able to find it- let alone turn it on-even if someone tells her where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks gas everyday, and can be a real prick to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to won, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufactures are baffled as to how the size of the front end increases, but say that the decrease in the head space just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it best to either lease one, and replace it each year, or to rent one on a limited time basis...........lol welcome to Phx
Posted By: perfesser69
Since Sinful1 started posting here and she urged members of the Chicago Board to join her, I thought I'd share this news with my fellow hobbiests in Phoenix. I posted it on the Chicago Board yesterday.
Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.
Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.
Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.
New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to either lease one, and replace it each year, or to rent one on a limited time basis.
