perhaps this one has been seen before.. but it's still funny!

A man walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for his wife.  He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price. The sheerer they are, the higher the price.
He opts for the one that is the most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home.
He presents it to his wife, and after she unwraps the gift, he asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.  While upstairs the wife thinks, "I have an idea. His eyesight is so bad and the lingerie is so sheer, it might as well be nothing at all!!   I won't put it on.  I'll do the modeling naked, return the lingerie tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she strips down, saunters to the top of the stairway and strikes a pose.

The husband says, "Good Lord!  You'd think for that amount of money, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.
Funeral on Thursday.