The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the
US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF)

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the folowing facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is NO LIMIT.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over in IN A WEEK.


Kisses,
Tina