As everyone knows I used to run an earlybird special a couple years back. I am doing the same again now. It is only for those people wanting appointments between 5am and 12pm. Just letting everyone know. The rate is $200 instead of my normal $300 per hour. Any other times my normal rates apply.
I love mornings!!

That's for those who believe that early morning is the best time for physical activity.

Sounds tempting, though.

Would put you in the right mood for the rest of the day. After that, the reaction to all the problems of the day would be: "Bring them on!"

(Oh, that my explain that one)