FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money does not buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemies but remember those bastard's names.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble...... and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many (again MANY) people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again.....neither does milk.

I have a long list of those who have been "forgiven". No worries, I remember all their names.

My bad I couldn't help myself with this rebuttal

I'd rather cry on my bikes
I take out my enemies, just ask them lol
How many times do I need to help the idiot out, who can't stay out of trouble
You can shoot them if they're breaking into your house
I'll agree with you on the alcohol........SEX solves all problems

You cannot negotiate with crazy....

Easy  find a new partner someone who is a better fit  for you...someone that really  get's you .....remeber a carpenter is only as good as the tools he/she  has to work with with

Last year I have helped people out and one stole from me and the other said I am mean after going on a shopping spree and only spending 4figures on her.

OMG!!!   I love this!! May I repost this????

anytime anywhere  be my guest!

#3 Same a thing call ame when he calls back I shoota him again.