When his rigid blue body was found we all thought he had frozen to death. Seems it was just a massive Viagra overdose, turned him blue and stiff ALL OVER! He wouldn't fit in the microwave so we put in the stew pot. He woke up and  said "Why are there onions in my jacuzzi?"
He was last seen chasing  Nurse Ubetchi into the jungle with the tribal chef close behind.

but it seems that the Tribal Chef was none other than #@#$%^$# and the three of them did things together not describeable in this forum....

Yes, Loverboy57 caught me. He and the tribal chef, IneedAPecka, did amazing things to me. Where she got the idea to wear the sacred ceremonial horn on her waist, I don't know. What she did with that was amazing!

Please forgive me Dr. Ubangi.

Loverboy57 and IneedAPecka went to go find IwannaNuda. The last thing I remember was they were running away with their cermonial horns flopping away...

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Iron Chef!  No batteries in jungle. OK nurse make do when Ubangi out on hut calls.  Now Ubangi know why rhinos on island have no horn. Me thought he just gay.