. Little blue pill - $55 per encounter  
2. Haircut - $25 every 3 weeks
3. Breathe mint - $1.25
4. Hobby phone - $25 per month
5. High speed internet - $80 per month
6. TER and other site memberships - $1000 year
7. Gym membership - $55 per month
8. Hotel room - $300-$1000 per night
9. Sex toys - $25-250 per item
10. Getting laid by a gorgeous lady without commitment or headaches - priceless

Miss your kinky ass!