...but it can be.  That's because I'm running a Fall Football Frenzy.

For any televised Eagles Game (or Saturday BCS Top 25 Game, PGA Tour golf event, NHL Game, Curling, NASCAR race, PBA Pro-bowlers tour, English Premier League soccer match - you get the idea), let's have our own little game-day party at your house.  I'll arrive an hour before game-time for some warm up and stretching.  We'll watch the game together under the covers (I hope I don't forget my uniform).  Maybe even make some side-bets.  My half-time show is legenday.  And the post-game shower and interviews are the perfect way to wrap up our sporting festivities.

This special is available for outcall only through October 31.  E-mail me for special package pricing. You know the bookie is like throwing money away.  Reach out to me and bet on a sure thing.  And one more thing - don't forget the weiners because I've got the buns!

You've seen my reviews, you know you want it, you know I've got it, and now it's on special.  Why not make a little Time for Wednesday?

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