Yo Mamma so fat that she sat on a quarter and  bogger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

Now I get it.  Someone needs attention.  Let's make Jack Sprat happy and let's all rage and spit and fume.  He/she likes that.  

There, done?

Me, I'm too busy doing field research for my next ATF.