Hard to imagine, but I had a genuine YMMV.  Chose Apple based on some decent postings on other boards.  She is flat out gorgeous, and her close to awesome table shower led me to beleive I was in for an "8" or "9" back in the room.  Unfortunately, back there I popped in 5 minutes during an unorthodox maneuver.  Although she offered to massage me for the balance of the hour, she made it very clear I was not going to get another pop.  Amazing - 1 hour and no HJ, no BJ and no FS.  Because my quick pop was an obvious fluke, I have to say Apple engaged in horrendous customer service.

Moral of the story - don't see Apple w. a loaded cannon.