I had read about Maya on another board and saw her ad on CL. I have a long trip tomorrow and figured I would relax for a couple hours. We exchanged emails and she agreed to provide a two hour striptease, lap dance and massage with multiple pops for $295 (her number, not mine).
I arrive and found a pretty pixie in Indian garb. We traded pleasantries and I sat down on the couch for my dance. The dance was good enough, she really gets into it. I wouldnt call it really sexual, but its a nice. The lap dance began and it was ok. We ended up DFK with mutual touching. I was really enjoying myself and was looking forward to seeing her again.
She had mentioned that a client had made an appt earlier in the day and my two hour appt was now delaying his appt. She said she was waitiing for his call to postpone. No big deal as far as I am concerned.
After a very nice hour we move to the massage table and her phone rings. Since when we are in a transition period, it was a good time for him to call. Im now laying on a table waiting for my massage (second hour) to begin.
He obviously is a little peeved. She puts him on hold and lays out the situation for me. What am I to do? I basically say give me 15 more minutes and Ill leave. I really didnt have another choice.
So now im a little peeved, but I obviously cant show it or its gonna be a horrible 15 minutes. She offers me oral.
My relaxing two hour encounter has now become a 15 minute rush to the finish line. She has also given the next guy instructions to just walk into her place, so some guy could basically walk into the house at any time. So now i feel rushed, im waiting for her next date to walk in and I am totally disappointed. My little guy is having a problem.
Now to all the girls out there, mentioning the little guy is having a problem, is going to gaurantee the little guy's problem is going to persist.
So I take matters into my own hands, she handles the very end. She rushes to clean up, door bell rings, some guy is now in her home with me and im still dressing.
Now I havent paid her yet. I am waiting for her to say she is sorry and just pay me for an hour, or something like that. After I get my shoes on, I walk over to her and she has a notebook out and says we agreed to $295. I hand her the money, because I am in her house, there is some unseen guy in the next room now and do I really feel like bickering about $300 at this point. YES, she writes stuff down about her dates in a notebook.
So there is no way for her to make this up to me. Now that I have posted this review, any encounter we have would be akward. She could do one thing, as a gesture, more to anyone else who is willing to consider seeing her, then me. Give me my $300 back. Obviously 300 isnt that big a deal to me, but she wasted my time and my time is valuable and it will prove she actually regrets it and/or wants to improve her service. If she does, Ill post to let everyone know, if she doenst, there will be no mention of this from me again.
In closing, these stories have not been embellished because they need no embellishment. They are simply, horrifyingly the story of my life as a tall, cute, very smart, republican, curly headed man.
She goes under the name Esalen massage on other board, not sure if she has ever posted here.
Oh, and I saw Lauren in Norristown the other day and she was fantastic. A very pretty girl.
