I had to laugh out loud at the post about the guy who wanted a quote about smuching pies in Marlena's face.  Many years ago I was particularly friendly with a fbsm provider who would tell me some of her weird client stories.  I loved the guy who paid her to sit on his bald head.

Anybody else have a mood lightening moment to share?  It got a little testy around here this week.

(Big Turd to the face), and have his face wrapped in Saran Wrap while wearing the excrement on his face. He likes the suffocating, and the noxious fumes. That's about as sick as it gets IMHO.

There's another guy in NY that likes to wear a diaper, and have morbidly obese BBWs kick his sorry ass, and body slam him. He is miserable unless he's bruised. This gets him off.

There's another Hobbyist that brings a cattle prod to the session, and likes to have his ass, and balls shocked. He's not happy unless he has electrical burns on his genitals. His doctor told him to cease this practice, so he fired his doc, and got a new one.

There is a Rabbi that likes to be tickled for an hour, and masturbate. He doesn't even have sex. Now we know why he's not an attorney.  

A well known hobbyist's M.O. is he arrives at the provider's incall location complaining of cramps. He asks to use the bathroom, NEVER closes the door, and delights in boisterous flatulence, and leaving a large dump in the provider's toilet. He fumigates her room with his fecal  bouquet, and acts like everything is hunky dory. He has done this countless times in this exact fashion. (Eats Mexican the night before the appointment).

I'll quit now, but I could go on forever about some of these freaks! The stuff I get in my "inbox" is unbelievable!













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Ohhh the "cream pies" guy...I got the same request, about 6 years ago....I did decline, even with him offering me way more than my rates for it.

Philly has some colorful characters when it comes on creative requests. I guess all of us got the same inquiries, one time or the other, from these guys.

There was the "balloon popper" a guy who wanted to tie a dozens of balloons filled with helium all over my body so he could pop them with a needle...I told him not even for a million bucks I would let him use a needle near my flesh.

Then, there was the "spider & the fly" guy....this one was very elaborated. He  would have spider costumes made to fit you, then he wanted to lay a huge (movie prop) spiderweb over the bed and the "spider girl" had to "lure" him (dressed as a fly) into the web....I decided not to be part of his scenario.

Another memorable one was the "timberland boots" guy who wanted to be kicked on the nuts real hard while laying on the floor with the girl wearing steel toed boots....I also didn't do it because I cannot see myself hurting anyone, specially the family jewels.

I never got any requests that involved bathroom stuff, I guess I have been lucky the "poop" guys do not like my type.

Call me old fashioned, but there seems to be a little more information than I need to know.  Very entertaining though I might ad.  I am guilty to having read every post in the string.  Tell me more!  (Plastic wrap and poop??? - this could be a good zip-lock baggy advertisement / promotion)

Anyone remeber Eddie Savitz? Guy was hot shot with big accounting firm at 18th and Walnut. Lunchtime found young guys, took them to his fancy condo off Rittenhouse Sq and paid them for their dirty socks and shitty underwear. When police investigated found storage unity filled with this stuff. Think he finally died in jail.

There's a name I haven't read or heard of in a long time.  And, no disrespect to Tracette, I could have gone longer without reading or hearing it.