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LegMan4Love 68 Reviews 1162 reads
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Don't they tell them about the Jets EVERY year?

Frankiegee1268 reads

As a Giant fan, I'm more than happy to post this.  So enjoy, and a very Happy & Healthy Thanksgiving to all!!!


The Philadelphia Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Philadelphia.  For the first offense, they give you two Eagle tickets.  If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q. How do you keep the Philadelphia Eagles out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A. To the Eagles Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Philadelphia EAGLE with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Philadelphia Eagles and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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CarltonS2186 reads

Not bad, Frankie.  It's interesting to note that the Oakland Raiders may actually be closer to winning a Super Bowl personnel-wise than the Eagles are.  Younger and better upside players at HB & QB.  I think we will see the Silver & Black return to its glorious past and win the Super Bowl before the Eagles do.

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Jet Fusion1419 reads

Carlton are you serious?? As bad as the Easgle are I'd still take them over the Raiders.  Other than the Lions, the Raiders have to be the worst organization in football.

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CarltonS1353 reads

I would submit that the Eagles organization is kind of in chaos these days, too.  Who will be making the personnel decisions next year?  Who will be the coach?  Who will be the QB?  OK, the Raiders have a nut for an owner.  A strong-willed coach who instills a winning attitude can put that at bay, as it has there in the past; Jim Fassel just may be the man for the job.  Al Davis is the same as he always was, but it took guys like Saban, Madden, Flores, Shell, & Gruden to win and that kept him in his place for the most part.  Aside from that, let's compare the HB position.  Who do you want, a younger McFadden or an older, banged-up Westbrook?  Let's now compare the QB position.  A younger Russell or an older, banged-up (physically & emotionally) McNabb or an unproven Kolb?  Now compare the O-Line.  The Eagles have ancient (though still good) tackles and their best guy (Andrews) has shown to be kind of brittle of both body & mind.  The Raiders personnel-wise I think have a better core to move ahead than the Eagles do.  We shall see.

-- Modified on 11/26/2008 11:05:49 AM

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Raquel_Lixxx1097 reads

Tell it like it is, CarltonS!!

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wheelhouse1221 reads

Stole this from another board and modified to fit the topic:

Anthrax  Scare  
Philadelphia Eagles football  practice was delayed nearly two hours yesterday after a player  reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice  field.  Head coach Andy Reid immediately  suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to  investigate.   After a complete  analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance,  unknown to the players, was the goal line.    Practice was  resumed today after special  agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance  again.

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Jamieinpa1006 reads

As an eagles fan this really hurts....but it is very funny. thanks for sharing.

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Dr. joe915 reads

how about them Phillies.

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jerseyflyer1228 reads

Gonna be a lot of broken ankles around October next year when fans start jumping off the Phillies bandwagon. Hope I'm wrong. McNabb will be gone next year for salary cap reasons. About $9.5 million reasons.

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LegMan4Love1163 reads

Don't they tell them about the Jets EVERY year?

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Crazy Diamond936 reads

Last two were road wins against the Patriots and previously undefeated Titans.  Favre finally is hitting his stride, and the Jets are now playing at a level where even the G-men would have their hands full with this crew...

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