Since you can go ranting and raving about "heavy" providers, I will do my ranting about overweight mongers. If you have a stomach in the shape of an ass, if while you are getting a bj the provider has to lift your stomach to get to your little manhood, you sweat heavily while having sex because you are a tub of greasy lard, you have disgusting cottage cheese thighs with cellulite, if while performing doggy you are so heavy that every time you back into a provider she nearly falls over, who in the hell are you to talk about heavy providers? Do you really think especially when a provider is in shape she wants to be with an overweight sweat hog with strecthmarks and saggy man boobs? Uhm, no! So maybe you should take your own advice, and the other potbelly men that this applies to should stay away from the philly cheese steaks as well and subscribe to Weight Watchers...
Twice in one week I had to walk away from sessions. This is not a bait-n-switch problem, but misrepresentation. If you gained 30 pounds this year, please change your photos to accurately reflect your additional bulk. Also be fortunate that I didn't stick around and post this in your reviews.
Get a fucking gym membership or lay off the cheese steaks already!
PS: It makes your tits look smaller with the gut protruding.
I just wish that she wouldn't eat it so fast. A guys gotta bust a nut you know. BTW, to Sassy, I'm 5'11" and weigh 147 pounds. I just luvs the big gals and their fuckable folds.
Since you can go ranting and raving about "heavy" providers, I will do my ranting about overweight mongers. If you have a stomach in the shape of an ass, if while you are getting a bj the provider has to lift your stomach to get to your little manhood, you sweat heavily while having sex because you are a tub of greasy lard, you have disgusting cottage cheese thighs with cellulite, if while performing doggy you are so heavy that every time you back into a provider she nearly falls over, who in the hell are you to talk about heavy providers? Do you really think especially when a provider is in shape she wants to be with an overweight sweat hog with strecthmarks and saggy man boobs? Uhm, no! So maybe you should take your own advice, and the other potbelly men that this applies to should stay away from the philly cheese steaks as well and subscribe to Weight Watchers...
In the meantime go do what you all do best and pay to get laid. F.y.i. talk is cheap bitch and I bet you are too. I am very slim and I find fat people disgusting but especially fat mongers who have the audacity to talk about fat providers when they are a cheeseburger away from being obese. If anyone can run their mouth I can and will and I don't give a fuck who likes it or not...
Those tub of greasy lards put food on your table and keep a roof over your head. Without them you would be working at Campo's deli making making us sandwiches.
My point is, if you want to be the size of a buffalo you are welcome to. Just don't show your pictures from 30 pounds ago. A Gym is not the guy next door.
But WTF, buffalos need loving too. and I think a gym is what these waterbuffaloes pass on their way to the Cheesedake factory after they get done with their Cheesesteaks, they just make sure that they wash their entire cheesecake down with a diet Coke, gotta save on those calories you know.
Oh and one other thing. Do you really think that any deli that wants to make a profit would hire any of these heifers, they couldn't afford to pay the twenty three sandwiches she would eat for lunch.
I agree with TERritorial. If you are a Chubby Chaser, fine. As for the provider, all we are asking for is honesty. If someone has gained weight then they shoud change their ad. They will still get work, as witnessed by the number of whale watchers that have posted. That's all we are asking.
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