Solana,

WOW! I'm floored...

I agree sad and funny.

-- Modified on 9/19/2007 3:19:44 PM

OMG, that poor bed.

But now we know what THEY'd do for a KLONDIKE BAR.

A cowboy has just spent the summer out on the range and he was horny as all get up... so he went into town for some pussy.

He was a greenhorn so he had only been paid 100 dollars for the season. That was pretty good money for the time, but he had to get a bath and get some whiskey and he was worried he would run out of money before he got laid.

So went into the brothel and asked "how much?"

The old madam sized him up and said: "for 100 dollars you can have Solana... she is the finest in the land and you will forever satisfied..."

She could see in his face that that was a little too much... so she said: "for 50 you can have Steady Betty. She has been here for a few years. She is build for comfort not speed if you know what I mean?..."

He was still standing blinking... so she tried for a third time: Well there is ugly Edna. Shes 50 and has no teeth, but she still has a few more years on her..."

Well he started to brighten up, but the madam could still see the cogs turn in this poor cowboys head... so in frustration she said:" OK for 20 bucks you can be fucked by granny."

"Granny?" he drooled.

She said: "yes, just go upstairs and go to the end of the hall. There you will find a table with a basket on it. Put your 20 in the basket and go through the door. Don't worry it will be dark, but you will get fucked by granny"

He smiled and said: Who hoooo! thats for me!"

He ran up the stairs and walked down the hall way. Sure enough there was the table and the basket. He dropped in the 20 and opened the door. It was very dark. He whispered: "granny?" and stepped in.

BAM! he fell down two stories onto the floor of the barn, As he wiped off the horse shit from his eyes, he sees in the dark a small white sign.

There printed on a plain white sign was... YOU HAVE JUST BEEN FUCKED BY GRANNY!

Thanks Solana!  Now when I pay 10 times as much, and get a thousand times (million times?) better experience, it'll feel like such a bargain!  One of the reasons I peruse the USA Sex Guide forums is to remind me why I DON'T do the street scene, although there are the rare cuties.  It does seem that the ones that get caught are the really ugly ones though...