This post follows the one below regarding stripper sex. Why is it that some guys seem to think there are rules of engagement at strip clubs? This is a pleasent change of pace for THE BOARD, would to hear more of personal experience on this. I have finger fuc..d and been jerked off at Delilahs and dated 2 girls from the Oasis. If only our local clubs were like the Monkey Bar in Jaco, Costa Rica. Oh my, one of the best strip joints I've been to was in Jaco, beautiful women, greeted at door upon entering and given the menu. I believe it was 160 for 30 min, rooms in back, anything go's and take your pick. Wouldn't that be a cluster fuck! Lets hear it.
The fact of the matter is we aren't in Costa Rica. So while strip clubs there may be able to provide a menu like Arizona cat houses, the reality is that LE would shut down any place around here like that. By the time you have three couch dances by three women at a club around here before you find one willing, you've spent a lot of money for that finger-fuck. These days it's cheaper and faster to just go straight to a provider.
I agree with sut. I visit the clubs to pass the time. I definitely don't go looking to get lucky. I've wasted a lot of $$$ getting played by strippers. Most times my availability is on short notice, it's hard to find a companion that does quick reference checks. The ladies that know me already are usually booked, so I go to the clubs and enjoy the night.
Yeah, if you don't think a good lapdance is worth the money, you shouldn't go to clubs.
Obviously you get more sex acts per dollar with a provider.
For me that's not what it's about, though. In my experience, paying for the act alone is always a waste of money. The ones I don't regret, it's a whole experience, culminating with sex. Strippers are, in general, great at creating that experience, at seduction. They have to be to make money. Some providers are really good, too, but strippers are better on average.
Strippers are also hotter and younger than your typical provider.
Of course, not all strippers will unzip you, but the ones that do (mostly, anyway), IMO, are totally worth it.
And the "shopping" experience at a strip club is a lot more fun than clicking around on TER
but the gist of the post is who has had sex in a strip club! And if anyone is not familiar with the possible cost of this endevor your in for a rude awakening. I love strippers and their attention, it's a challange to get one to hold still long enough to get drunk with ya. Yes you will piss some off for not having a lap dance but quess what, we have an agenda too. Word of CAUTION, there are pro's that will hustle the plastic right out of your pocket, leave the plastic home. And yes, I know were not in CR. And I am familiar with the provider bang for buck theory. Happy hunting
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