Has anyone had any experience with providers on Quest's phone personals?  

Maybe I should know better than engage providers who only work by phone in this day and age, but I'm really intrigued by this one.  She goes by Taylor, and from the number I got, she may have gone by Alexis at one time (relative n00b question: are provider name changes a common game or a warning sign?).  Ad describes 5'5" redhead, "voluptuous" 150, 42DDs, latter mid 20s to early 30s, and very clean living, "southern".  Incall N.Philly/Fishtown/Kensington area.  Physical description sounds too good to be true, but maybe she's the real deal and just online paranoid (like maybe she doesn't want a crowd of hobbyists assessing her in a discussion forum).  Anyway, anyone know anything about her, or need I TOFTT to learn anything more?

Why  pay for a membership with TER if you are not going to utilize the service. I find it highly suspicious when I new poster (first post ever) with no reviews post on the board what I view as a clever Ad using  seasoned hobbyist  jargon.  Phrases like"Physical description sounds too good to be true" and "or need I TOFTT " are hardly newbie phrases.

If I am wrong....I will delete this thread and make  a public apology....

Chris

This description "sounds kinda" like her... but she was blond....  weighed a tad less ~130 or so....   Don't know..... but does sound familiar for some reason.

Well, Chris, I didn't know there was a vetting service for n00bs to the hobby.  I also didn't know there was a secret vernacular unavailable to anyone able to read, say, the UrbanDictionary.  C'mon.  This "trade" or "hobby" ain't exactly esperanto.  Anyone able to decipher the backpage of an alternative newsweekly or conduct an IM chat, or cripes watches HBO could probably figure out the lingo of this elite club you apparently believe you belong to.  Sorry to be so nasty in my response, but as they say, "spitting in the wind."

TOFTT, I'm pretty sure has origins in frat house lingo, not the Free Masons; and if you think being skeptical of a physical description without photographc evidence in this day and age is somehow a savvy possessed by the only most sophisticated mongers (do any of you hobbyists actually still use that one?) you're woefully naive.  And please don't tell me "sounds too good to be true" is a unique phrase.

I'm sorry your argot is so easily picked up on by  a virtual n00b with the ability to read the ways of an online discussion community before engaging and making an ass of himself.  Maybe you can work up a semaphor system in the future, or I hear morse code is almost fully out of vogue enough to be really cryptic to all but Jericho fans.  

Lastly, how the f could I be "advertising" if I purposely left out the contact info I got, figuring if the woman's not in the reviews, maybe she discourages reviewing.  At the very least it's bad form.  So exactly how do I advertise something with not means of accessing the product, eh?

I know there's a lot of paranoia to the hobby, but c'mon.

Thanks, bizzaro.  Was she southern?  This Taylor either has or is performing a southern accent.