That my date from last night is ok and not in some ditch somewhere.

She was a no-call/no-show.

I will try to believe that there is a simple explanation for her lack of e-mail or call. I unfortunatly drove two hours to be there. Bought groceries, her favorite drinks, bought the magnums and set a romantic mood.

Her name is Madison. (Madison Avenue) She is located in the 717 area code. There was some indication in her reviews that this was maybe a habit, but her 4 or 5 e-mails prior to the date made me believe that everything was ok.

Like i said, I am hoping that she is safe and sound at home.

Yes I'm a little pissed. That is why I am informing you gentlemen that the warning signs are there. I'd love to get at least a call from her, just to tell me she is ok.

So beware, don't pay for the room until she is there in front of you.