Please help me find the right word or words to describe the writing style and career this first-time reviewer is about to embark on.

Some quotes: "...the smell of my pheromone has turn her into a sex beast."  "She thinks, Sexy bitches, and feels confused because bitches was plural but she is alone in the house." "She thinks about a depressed hamster running into the ocean screaming in agony." "I thinks about slipping wildly on a patch of organic extra-virgin olive oil on the sidewalk."

And there's more, much more. I'm sorry; normally, I don't make a review subject of a post but I was LMAO.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/showReview.asp?Review=649473&user=637962

Lets see you write in Japanese.

LOL!!!  William Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, & F. Scott Fitzgerald will soon be forgotten when this writer gets published.

BTW, what's become of "manfist" ???   he was the most entertaining poster on this board for sheer comedic value..... but he never knew how funny he was!!!!!    

He'll be missed

Was it the "creativity" that caused it to get pulled, or was it the mention of a poor, helpless, depressed hamster?  

Something tells me that the hamster's depression will turn to anger when he finds out that his 15 minutes of fame have been cut short...