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Please help me find the right word or words to describe the writing style and career this first-time reviewer is about to embark on.

Some quotes: "...the smell of my pheromone has turn her into a sex beast."  "She thinks, Sexy bitches, and feels confused because bitches was plural but she is alone in the house." "She thinks about a depressed hamster running into the ocean screaming in agony." "I thinks about slipping wildly on a patch of organic extra-virgin olive oil on the sidewalk."

And there's more, much more. I'm sorry; normally, I don't make a review subject of a post but I was LMAO.

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cuppajoe933 reads

Lets see you write in Japanese.

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CarltonS1409 reads

LOL!!!  William Shakespeare, T. S. Eliot, & F. Scott Fitzgerald will soon be forgotten when this writer gets published.

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anon76588491360 reads

BTW, what's become of "manfist" ???   he was the most entertaining poster on this board for sheer comedic value..... but he never knew how funny he was!!!!!    ;-)

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MacyMadison905 reads

He'll be missed :D

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All_AMPd_Up1331 reads

Was it the "creativity" that caused it to get pulled, or was it the mention of a poor, helpless, depressed hamster?  

Something tells me that the hamster's depression will turn to anger when he finds out that his 15 minutes of fame have been cut short...

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