Funniest Rant in YEARS!!!! ROTFLMAO "How they really feel"!

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In reply, this f-stick would only ask ....

Was it good for you?

Could this be the start of a long-term meaningful relationship?

and

Can you change a 10-spot?

That left me speechless...

Sadly, the chick makes alot of good points...

I agree, Ziggs.  I know that there is a lot of truth in what this provider is saying.  I like to think that most of us in the hobby who have (I hate to use the term normal) conventional lives and relationships do approach the hobby with respect and high reguard for those providers who take such good care of us.  Some would even entertain the idea of ATF's or relationships or friendships with providers.  

The difficulty comes when that line is breeched or infringed upon in the name of friendship or caring by either party.  Having been guilty of that myself, I can say that I'm not jaded but I my perspective on the client/provider relationship has changed significantly.  I still value my time with providers and continue to approach the hobby with respect but I do find myself being much more careful in how I interact with providers.

I guess that we could look at a session as more of a business transaction, like the provider suggests, but that would also be a mistake IMHO.  A great session can be a mutually satisfying exchange between consenting adults.  A great session or the availablity of beautiful and skilled providers fills a void that many of us miss in our own lives.  If it were available at home there wouldn't be a need for looking elswhere.  

To reduce a session to "vaginal masterbation" creates exactly that and we could do it ourselves a whole lot more economically.  That doesn't mean that we can throw caution to the wind and with callous disregard for treating a provider like an object.  Personal hygiene and manners are part of the whole deal but that has been beaten to death, ad infinitum.

This person probably is verbalizing the feelings of many providers.  I guess we must all be cognizant of "the line" and know where we are stepping.  Just my $.02.  Jeez, I think that I'll go to confenssion now.

Re: Funniest Rant in YEARS!!!! ROTFLMAO "How they really feel"!

I'm just wondering who she saw just before she posted that?  I'm sure he was just the straw that broke the camel's back but that must have been a terrible session?

...who really seem to believe the relationship is anything more than what she rants.  Kinda hilarious in that way.

Re: Funniest Rant in YEARS!!!! ROTFLMAO "How they really feel"!

Finally, a provider who says what she really thinks ( and what most of us know to have a ring of some truth to it). She just may be  more bitter about it than some. That's why it's called fantasy. It ain't real, but it can be fun though.

true

She sounds very much like the Marilyn Diary that was talked about in the DC board a couple years ago.  She sounds bitter about her work and is doing it for survival.  I know providers who not only can tolerate but like their work and their opinion will be sweeter.

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That's it, I'm just jerkin off from now on. Are you so stupid that you didn't realize the consequences of your profession? Apparently you were blinded by dollar signs when you started and now your having this stunning revelation or more like a brain fart. No shit, I'll thank you for all of us how were about to see you but now know better, maybe see you in Burger King someday!
As for vaginal masterbation, fuck you. You got some balls on you.
Did I make my point?

it just goes to show how we all filter the meaning of this world a little differently.

there are a million reasons why men seek out prostitutes as well as a million reasons why women provide their services... Sex and money are the most obvious, but to blanket the whole is... well what ever it is... it leaves a lot of people out.

this is a great post on CL and that is why it is in the best of...

How I would love to have a few hours with her to hear her stories...

I disagree with r-bear11 that there are million reasons. For men, the primary reason is sexual drive.  Men are biologically wired to seek as many sexual partners as society allows to spread the seeds.  For women, it's all about money.  There are minority of men who seek out providers for companionship, romance and other psychological needs, but they are walking on the wrong path.  A minority of providers are sex addict and exhibitionists and want to have sex as often as available.  Those are made for job to get paid to fulfill their addiction.

Maybe our TER   -  Group of Philadelphia Area Promoters   -   GOPAP  

should

invite the Rantee to our fair city and introduce her to some real cock and maybe some attitude adjustment.


We all need to be entertained.  We need the distraction.

Re: Funniest Rant in YEARS!!!! ROTFLMAO "How they really feel"!

I think I know who must have written this rant. I saw her a couple of weeks ago!

I agree with menewbie, but I'll take it down to an even  simpler level...

Men are generally horny fucks.  Women have what we crave and men are willing to pay for it.  It's that simple.  I also agree there is a MONORITY of men and women who seek this for other reasons.

uh, hello lazerlite?  Still holding on that fantasy huh dude.  Your view is the stuff that hilarious.  The " mutually satisfying exchange" in an hour with someone you barely know (even if a regular)is her job.  When she's good YOU feel that way.  But, and I'm sure she hates to burst your bubble, providers don't.  For god's sake, how could they?

Yes, a good deal of men seek out my services for just sex- but many men also have secondary reasons for seeing me. Being a dancer and an escort, I notice a huge difference in the types of men I see in both environments. I feel well-respected by most of my clients as an escort- rather than a typical roudy evening at the club. I have grown caring relationships with many men over the past year or so- people that I look forward to seeing and spending my time with. Yes, the money is good, but there is something much more intense that keeps me in the hobby. Firstly, I am huge nympho- I LOVE sex.. but I also enjoy getting the attention of a caring, intelligent man and enjoy pleasing a man of this quality, as well. By nature, women are nurturer's and to find a passionate gentleman to please is a big importance in my life. Yes, I have met some people I wish I hadn't- but many more people that I am glad I have met. If someone is unhappy with their job, they should quit. Making 5,000 a week- that woman can easily invest and doing something else with her life if she wants.

You're missing the point. I think that I've been hobbying for a long enough time(before 2003) to understand the difference between reality and fantasy. I don't know about you but I'm not looking for a wife or a SO.  What I want is to treat a woman with respect and for her to do the same.  

Let there be no mistake, it is all about the excitement, fantasy, and a momentary break from the ordinary.  Treat a provider like a whore and that's what you'll get.  Treat her like a substitute for ole Rosie and her five sisters and that's what you get.  Yeah if I'm holding on to the fantasy, it's what I choose to do.  

BTW, I am very selective with whom I choose to see.  You're right, you can't possibly get to know a woman on the first session.  If the session was great I may see her again.  If not, I'm down the road.  A lot of it depends on the first visit and how well we fit.  Subsequent sessions, if warranted, only get better.  It works for me...do what ever you want.

This coming from a guy with 11 reviews.  Get a few more under your belt and readers may take you more seriously.  How long have you been in the hobby?

I didnt want a relationship, but I wanted to have a woman in my arms. I could masturbate any time I wanted... so the sex wasnt an issue... I would bet if you asked most of the women I have seen that it wasnt just for the sex...

There was also a time when I needed someone to play a part for my career... so I had a woman on full scholarship... I paid for a year of her services/time and she played a role for me... It paid off in spades for me...

So I will re-iterate... there are a million reasons... but the platform with which it starts is sex and money...

And Tiffany I am sure there are all sorts of reasons men flock to you. Your ratings say it all.

I take him seriously and I have more than 11 reviews.  I also think he's right.  There are those around here with their heads above the clouds (or so they think) who believe they actually have a relationship with an escort because they have seen her more than once.  Yeah, they really c-o-n-n-e-c-t-e-d on some level above and beyond the $$$ session price.  Oh brother!

.... as he said there's a sucker born every minute.  I think you're fitting that description.  And the more you defend your defenseless position, well, you sound like a clown in one of PT's shows.  Puuhhleaase.  Oh yeah, you just "treat her right" and she is sincere and into it with you, but not the guys that " treat her like a whore".  The truth, lazer, is that SHE IS A WHORE (by the way, I don't consider that pejorative like you seem to, its the business SHE has chosen).  Clown or sucker?  seems like both.

NO offense fuzzy but I have a little rant of my own, lol.  Any woman who talks like that I wouldn't even want to see let alone have any type of sex with her.  She sounds like a pig to me.  Am I'm the only guy who doesn't like women cussing?  Low class Low class Low class.
"Next time one of you assholes tries to lick my ass again, I’m cutting one loose."  Cringe.....Oh yeah, that's my type of girl all right.

maybe she was on crack.  I hope that's the reason anyway.

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Wow
Talk about a rant that just brings it all in home and put some perspective on it from what I never would have thought was the providers point of view wow, just speechless

Have you had any men book you for a sexless session?  

Ultimately, it's still sex that drove men to see providers.  Certainly, some romance and passion will make the sex better, but the climax is still sex.  

On the contrary, only half of the time male escorts ended up having sex with their female clients.

Let's not become eachother's.  Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.  That's what the boards are all about.  Don't ridicule me or others for the way that we approach the hobby. So what if there are those with their heads above the clouds?  It's all about having a good time.  Take the guy seriously, he can post his opinions just like the rest of us do.  Sutquig, I got into it with Nickde over shit like this and it isn't necessary.  I acknowledged the trues in the rant.  I offered my own $.02.  This could escalate but it won't be by me.  Give it a rest!

I'd tell you to GFY but what would be the point?  If you're trying to bait me into a flame out, it won't happen.  You're entitled to your own opinion.  Respect mine and if you can't then, ok...GFY!

Bingo!  That's why you're so highly sought after, Tiff.  I'm checking your schedule now...

I do wonder though if someone didn't post it as a practical joke.

In any event I think I'll stay home with my wife this week, yikes!

Well, lazer, here's another eyeopener for you.  Opinions can be WRONG!!!!!  Just because its yours doesn't mean its correct.  Hello?  McLazerlite?  anybody home?

By the way, if number of reviews really matter to you, check MrDay as well as Misterday.  I do have more than you.  Happy now?

Happy?  Happiness has nothing to do with it.   You're saying that I'm unable to express an opinion and that you determine whether or not an opinion is correct?  You're a bigger fool than you and your pedestrian reviews indicate.  You're taking up space...leave it alone.  You're sounding like your buddy Nickde.

Gee, thats the best you can do.  I'll leave it alone as its clear your opinions, intellect, and wit are wanting.  Where did you get such Picadilly palare anyway?

Take a chill-pill.  I didn't ridicule you specifically.  However I do ridicule everyone who thinks they have a relationship with an excort.  If that shoe fits your foot, then so be it.  Also, WTF does nickde have to do with any of this?  I don't even see him anywhere in the discussion.  If you have a beef with him, send him an email and not me.  Oh, and give it a rest with Mr. D too.  For someone who is so pro-opinion, you seem to be unable to handle his.

It's the best I want to do.  Yoiu're not worth the effort.

What I am unable to handle is someone who ridicules my opinion and then dares to call it wrong.  There's an element here that seems to thrive on conflict.  Maybe this is why Philly has such a bad rep with visitors.  Nuff said...knock your socks off.