OK, here's the f*8*ing gig. I put up a post. I decided I didn't like it. Putting in an "x" is faster than writing "self-delete, eom" and all that other horseshi*. There's no secret messages for the DaVinci Code, the FBI, or little green men from outer space. That's it.
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