9 necessary men in a provider’s life

1. THE DOCTOR: because he says: "Take off your clothes"

2. THE DENTIST: because he says: "Open wide"

3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says: "Do you want it
teased or blown"

4. THE MILKMAN: because he says: "Do you want it in the
front or the back"

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says: "Once it's in,
you'll love it."

6. THE SHARE BROKER: because he says: "It will rise right
up, fluctuate
for a while and then slowly fall back again"

7. THE BANKER: because he says: "If you take it out too
soon, you'll lose interest"

8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots
twice and always eats what he shoots"

9. THE VERISON GUY: because he says: "Would you like
it on the table or against the wall?"