Opps...sorry.... here they are: a squeeze and a squirt bad boogey, the bake cookies ball bang batter dip the corn dog Taking the skin boat to tuna town belly to belly boff boink bone bonk boof boom-boom bouncing the pogo stick bump and grind bump fuzzies bump uglies bury the bone bury the one-eyed worm bush patrol butter the muffin check the oil churn butter clam dip clean the carpet cream dance in the sheets deed, the dip the wick dip your pen in the ink dippity doo da do do it do the dirty exchange bodily fluids feed the kitty fill the cream donut fit her clap flap fix her plumbing flop the hay fornicate four legged frolic frolic in the cornfield fuck funky chicken, the get a home run get busy get into ones pants get it on get laid get rocks off get your nuts cracked give her a high hard one give her a pat glaze the donut go fishing hammer hanky panky hide the hot dog hide the salami hide the sausage hide the snake in the bush hide the weenie hippity dippitty hit it hobble the horsey hop upon the wild pony horizontal hustle horizontal mambo hot beef injection hot dog in a jungle hot dog on a bun hump humpty dumpty in and out, the juice someone jump ones bones knock boots knock mops lay piping lie feet up lust and thrust, the make babies make it make love make some friction make whoopee mattress dance mattress mambo mingle limbs mommy-daddy dance mount nail naked dance, the naughty, the nookie park park the beef bus into tuna town park the Plymouth into the garage of love parting the pink sea party for two pass the gravy pickle tickle piece of ass plant your seed play doctor play in and out play on the hair court play pickle me/ tickle me plug and play plug the hole poke in the whiskers polish the porpose pop the cork pork pound probe probe the membrane put sour cream on the burrito put sour cream on the taco put the snake in the cave put the snake in the grease ram ride ride the baloney pony ride the hobby horse ride the skin bus into tuna town ride the wild bull roll in the hay rong her bell rumple the foreskin score scratch your itch screw service the clam sexercise shag sink it in sink the sub skin the cat slap bellies slime the banana smash pissers sow wild oats spank the cat spear the bearded clam stab the trout storm the trenches stuff the beaver stuff the taco sweep the chimney take old one-eye to the optomotrist the hole smash thread the needle throw a log on the fire tickle her belly from the inside two-person pushups ugly, the vulcanize the whoopee stick walk the dog water the lawn wet the wick whoopty-do, the wild thing, the
How do you say you had sex? Do you tell your friends you banged her? She might say you made love.
There are an infinite number of ways to say having sex without actually saying having sex.
With as many euphemisms as there are for sex, it seems as if we have no better way to be creative. Yes, and some of the euphemisms are very creative. Heres a list of 165 favorites.
Which ones of these have you heard of or used? Can you think of any others?
Opps...sorry.... here they are: a squeeze and a squirt bad boogey, the bake cookies ball bang batter dip the corn dog Taking the skin boat to tuna town belly to belly boff boink bone bonk boof boom-boom bouncing the pogo stick bump and grind bump fuzzies bump uglies bury the bone bury the one-eyed worm bush patrol butter the muffin check the oil churn butter clam dip clean the carpet cream dance in the sheets deed, the dip the wick dip your pen in the ink dippity doo da do do it do the dirty exchange bodily fluids feed the kitty fill the cream donut fit her clap flap fix her plumbing flop the hay fornicate four legged frolic frolic in the cornfield fuck funky chicken, the get a home run get busy get into ones pants get it on get laid get rocks off get your nuts cracked give her a high hard one give her a pat glaze the donut go fishing hammer hanky panky hide the hot dog hide the salami hide the sausage hide the snake in the bush hide the weenie hippity dippitty hit it hobble the horsey hop upon the wild pony horizontal hustle horizontal mambo hot beef injection hot dog in a jungle hot dog on a bun hump humpty dumpty in and out, the juice someone jump ones bones knock boots knock mops lay piping lie feet up lust and thrust, the make babies make it make love make some friction make whoopee mattress dance mattress mambo mingle limbs mommy-daddy dance mount nail naked dance, the naughty, the nookie park park the beef bus into tuna town park the Plymouth into the garage of love parting the pink sea party for two pass the gravy pickle tickle piece of ass plant your seed play doctor play in and out play on the hair court play pickle me/ tickle me plug and play plug the hole poke in the whiskers polish the porpose pop the cork pork pound probe probe the membrane put sour cream on the burrito put sour cream on the taco put the snake in the cave put the snake in the grease ram ride ride the baloney pony ride the hobby horse ride the skin bus into tuna town ride the wild bull roll in the hay rong her bell rumple the foreskin score scratch your itch screw service the clam sexercise shag sink it in sink the sub skin the cat slap bellies slime the banana smash pissers sow wild oats spank the cat spear the bearded clam stab the trout storm the trenches stuff the beaver stuff the taco sweep the chimney take old one-eye to the optomotrist the hole smash thread the needle throw a log on the fire tickle her belly from the inside two-person pushups ugly, the vulcanize the whoopee stick walk the dog water the lawn wet the wick whoopty-do, the wild thing, the
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