Ah, so many positions and so little time to try them all! How many positions can you handle ina session? Which positions are your favorite?
Let's hear it!
I love this position. here is to the flexible girls
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2 looked at me like I was nuts. The young one turned beet red and ran away.
I gather you mean't Vietnamese, right???
not even a real word!---> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/vietanesse
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I didn't know they had dictionaries on the ceiling of hotel rooms. Maybe if you studied a little more you wouldn't have to be spreading your legs for your pay check. Its not to late you can still crawl back under that rock..
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It’s sad for Macy to make such a comment on a public board, but for you to respond in such an ungentlemanly manner is way above and beyond unnecessary. Comments like that are best left kept to yourself or at lease PM.
Firstly, I've been more than fair with you in the past. Even after your terrible review of me saying that my doctor did no favors for me (if you did your RESEARCH smartass then you'd know I had radical bilateral mastecomy) and saying I had crusty panties (you wish it might happen) and saying I wasn't so fresh.... I laugh because you asked for another appointment. You said you wanted to see if the good reviews could be true. I responded like a lady via PM and said that I didn't feel I could give you my best. I wonder why.
Secondly, I'm working on my second masters. Dumb people don't go to my alma mater. Make all the ignorant comments you want to but, sweety, I'm not a faceless or emotionless or submissive asian nor a dumb blonde.
Do not insult my intelligence unless you are looking for humiliating introspection.
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The truth hurts doesn't it Macy, Yes your panties were crusty and nasty, thats gross and the truth. A washing machine will help that. I never asked you for a second date, why throw good money after bad. Your a waste of time. If could care less if you just went away.. In fact I wish you would so why would I do research on you.. I throw away trash, not read about it. As far as your alma matter, I know where you went to school I know your high school.. Seen your yearbook picture. So don't be so high and mighty. Oh and btw, your ass does look fat in your new pics.
If I hurt your feelings , I am sincerely sorry. My best wishes to you.
----- MacyMadison wrote:
I couldn't give you a good session. You really hurt my feelings.
----- Ready2Tumble wrote:
untrue.. why would i do such a thing. I am not a vindictive or a mean person...I don't even go to CL.. that place is scummy IMO
In fact i had been thinking that I would like to try this again.... your call.
----- MacyMadison wrote:
I know it was you that wrote that message about me on CL.
P.S. I didn't have a HIGH SCHOOL yearbook pic nor do I consider high school to be my alma mater. You said I was fat when we met and I was 105 lbs. at the time so I'm not concerned with your opinion. I might have the fattest ass in the world but I'm ALWAYS booked.
----- Ready2Tumble wrote:
Thanks any way.. I don't think we work
----- MacyMadison wrote:
Well if you want to try it again, I will give you a discount.
----- Ready2Tumble wrote:
Well perhaps you should not seen anyone until you got it cleared up.
----- MacyMadison wrote:
I can't believe you wrote such things in your review. I was experiencing vaginitis and it was something that couldn't have been helped.
PM In black and white..
Thing I don't get is why would a provider go out of their way and want to pick a fight with someone. How easy would it be for a person to assist LE to bust a provider's ass. My thought is, I guess pretty easy if you know the right people, have the contacts and the means to do it.. Which I'm sure many on this side do.. hmmm
You are the biggest fattest most pathetic liar. I never said ANY of those things. If you think you can "challenge' me with your feeble LE threats then all I can say is go for it. I'm not scared of you asshole and I also know LE. They get horny too.
The Viennese Oyster is a delightfully exquisite position. While it allows deep penetration it also leaves access to the clit. Add moist thumb gently circulating on the clit can sent a lady into turbo over-orgasmic drive!
Ladies of less flexibility can try the victory as an alternative.
I had a fantastic orgasm in the dancer position a few days ago. As good as it was I think he enjoyed it more than me!
My personal favorites are the Wheelbarrow, inverted missionary, the jackhammer, the down stroke and doggy style twisted.
The sea-saw allows you to be intimate
Additionally, I love The Plummer and the head to toe( both inverted and missionary) with both males and females. Umm Yummy!
I'm going to try the Brute tonight. I'll let you know how it goes!
If you ever need a volunteer to help you try out some of those positions I would be more than happy to help.
Hey sweetie I wont even answer this on the grounds that I know I will have some car owners and furnituer cleaners looking for me. LOL
Call me!!!!! 267-972-8667
Great work Jayla and great question from a lovely lady. Here's few I love...Love missionary inverted....butterfly....downstroke...Pirates Bounty to name a few...
...for as long as you like.
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