Woke up yesterday, eager to 'clear the pipes' before my day off, so I logged on and what do I see, a college crush friended me on Facebook.  Since I was only planning to spend some quality time with Denys Defrancesco's lastest works, this put an unexpected twist on the morning.  I emailed her and turns out she lives in Manhattan and was "aching" to see me again.  This was all the more pleasurable for me since she's married to my arch nemesis and back in day I got little more than a kiss from her.  I figured, hey it's my day off, the Sixers just won 5 in row, what the hell... so we set up a lunch date.

Now, the net results of civilian sex are often disappointing, so thanks to magic of CraigsList I set up a quickie with a DT specialist in seedy motel off the turnpike in North Jersey, popped a blue pill for an expected long day and hit the road. The DT was everything I hoped it would be and 20 minutes later, with the half a brain left that she hadn't sucked out, I entered the tunnel to Manhattan.  To my surprise, my crush looked just as hot as she did back in college and apparently developed a preference for wearing designer fishnets, heels and dresses.  The civilian sex that followed was about what I expected, however I detected a look of regret in her eyes as I knew she felt guilty cheating on him.  That definitely lifted it from a 7 to a 9...

Got back in the car, by the time I reached Cherry Hill felt the need for a finale, started thinking about this Goth/Rocker check that had been advertising but instead, feeling a little shoulder ache, remembered this AMP where people were saying you could get a little more than a H.E.  Fortunately the 19 y.o. f.o.b. Vietnamese hottie spoke a little French so I was able to convince her that Greek was usually available for an extra $20.  Turned out to be the perfect end to the day ... well actually my no long overdue quality time with handsonhardcore.com and houseof taboo.com, provided the perfect bedtime stories.

Now with my life firmly on the path to hell the only choice... seek out Ally Moore to begin my redemption or Rae Monroe to seal my fate forever.