1.  The check is in the mail.
2.  I promise not to *** in your mouth.
3.  It's easy to get laid on the weekend between Christmas and New Year.

The fourth is "You get what you pay for"

Im not quite sure #3 applies to everyone here...guess youre speaking for yourself on that one.

and I didn't say it was impossible, either.

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