At the risk of being chided for not doing enough homework, I'm posting to see if there are any providers either currently touring in, or consistently located in center city who have the ability to squirt.  When I use the "search" function I only come up with two providers in my results, one of whom is not local and the other who I have reached out to for an appointment.  Was wondering if there are any other ladies who have this ability that my search is overlooking.

that squirting is not a sure thing... sometimes yes, sometimes no. That being said...

I have not seen her, but I know guys that have and I've heard several reports from providers from an orgy she attended.  She apparently "explodes" water, like I say I haven't seen her but this is how it was explained by friends I've talked to

My personal experience is that squirts don't smell like pee. Don't know what urine tastes like but squits don't really taste like anything, neither salty or sweet. The women I know who squirt don't feel at all ashamed when they 'wet' the bed.

Some women produce a few drops of whitish liquid when they come.  

You must be referring to the NIH's federally-funded squirting study. You know, the one that doesn't exist.

The Skene's gland is the source of the female ejaculate ONLY, NOT the squirting that is associated in p4p. The SG is NOT large enough to house the copious amounts of liquid people associate with "gushing/squirting."

Again, you've clearly never been with a squirter/gusher if you believe that it comes from the urethra. A little BIO 101 for you. A vagina is a reproductive organ anterior to the anus. The anus is used for expelling solid material waste from the human body.) The urethra, on the other hand, is used for expelling liquid material wasted from the human body. The female urethra is anterior to the vagina, tucked just under the clitoris. It is an EXTERIOR organ, by which I mean it is not IN the vagina. It is, in laymen's terms, "above" the vagina.

Or are you going to continue on with your know nothing drivel?

rather than civil engineers:  The finished product is esthetically beautiful, but no civil engineer would plan a city or neighborhood with the waste disposal lines dumping right at the most important playgrounds and entertainment centers.

Jack, Jack, Jack.....for the love of God, please do better research.  This topic is making my head hurt.  Kindly refer to an interesting article by Alice M Prater PhD, www.sciences360.com/index.php/the-skenes-gland-8707/....this is a study done in 2007.  

Uh Jack....did YOU read that link??  It clearly states that female ejaculate is similar to prostate fluid.  As to amount of production, wouldn't that depend on the individual?  Some men ejaculate with copious amounts of cum and some hardly at all.

I am not saying its a myth, the federal government is. Take it up with them Abbey.

It was I that pointed out that there are TWO distinct phenomena. ONE being female ejaculate and the other being squirt. THEY ARE DIFFERENT ABBEY.

Female ejaculation and squirting/gushing are two different phenomena. The organs and the mechanisms that produce them are bona fide different. The real female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate, while the squirting is the expulsion of a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder."

And this will be my last attempt as you are free to believe whatever you wish. The article I attached to this post is about MANY, MANY peer reviewed cases, not just one.  

An article on PubMed doesn't mean it is endorsed by the NIH, sponsored by the NIH or accepted by peers. The most recent paper isn't necessarily the "best" or most authoritative.  There are other PubMed publications that contradict the one you cite, and the one you cite acknowledges the scientific controversy.

"Tidwellian status"

Point me to the NIH's disagreement with the findings or other more recent contradictory evidence then the July 2013 article I provided.

the answer is "no".  

You'll stick with your anecdotal evidence and I'll stick with the most recent scientific evidence.

The authors, Rubio-Casillas, and Jannini ate from University of Guadalajara and University of L'Aquila in Rome, respectively. Their article, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine is indexed in the publicly available, searchable bibliographic database maintained by the National Library of Medicine.

Cognitive dissonance is a bitch.

Disconfirmation Paradigm:

I guess I may have to change my name to scatlover? LOL