Gone in 60Seconds



The night started out like many others. I had just completed a very long but financially profitable day at work. So in my mind I deserved a “treat”. I had earned a bonus of some sort. There would be no pats on the back from my employer not even an “atta boy” . Even though my efforts would be considered Herculean by my peers and would make my employer an even richer man than he already is. It would be up to me to thank myself for a job well done.

It was already late( 8pm), much too late to call a top shelf girl with pages of reviews. So I decided to dig into my Hawkfiles and find myself a nightcap a sexy young lady that could do an outcall appointment at short notice. After scanning hundreds of names and numbers I decided to call on an old friend. He is a driver, and drives a lot of the local dancers in Philly . On more than one occasion he has set me up with some excellent “strange” (that’s new puzzy). Most of the time he is dead on the money. Unfortunately tonight that was not the case.

10:30pm and my friend shows up with a lovely African American princess. I was extremely pleased with her looks. Very pretty face at least an 8. Tall and fit a perfect dancers body. Small B cups , a cute, round and firm bottom. Things were looking pretty up. She started out with some great DFK. It would have been more enjoyable but I could tell she smoked. As a non-smoker I guess I am just sensitive to that. She followed our petting and kissing with an excellent lap dance. Now this is the part where I normally get my world class BBBJ. I suggested that she put her soft lips on Mr. Happy. Her response was “Oh I don’t do that” It was like I was at a club dancing to my favorite song and somebody bumped the DJ and that big scraaaaaaaatch sound screeches out as the needle slides across the record and ends with a vacuum like silence.


I couldn’t believe my ears. Did she say “she doesn’t do that”? In my mind I heard sirens and horns”man over board” “warning, warning danger Will Robinson” , “Captain were going Down!!!!” Did she mean she doesn’t suck dick at all? I am not sure. I am sure she could see the extreme disappointment in my face. She then changed to “Ok Ill try if you have a condom” Needless to say Mr. Happy was now Mr. What The Hell Are We Doing Here. I can’t remember ever loosing an erection so fast in my entire life. If I had to title this experience it would be Gone in 60seconds. This session was OVER. I politely asked the young lady to please leave. I told her she could keep the gift but this date was not going to work. She went to the restroom got dressed and was off into the night.

Now, that bad session was not the young ladies fault. It was more my friend the driver and mine. I thought he knew my tastes and I assumed he knew of my distaste for CBJ. Don’t get me wrong. If I know a provider is CBJ up front I can deal with it. Call me spoiled and perhaps I acted like a brat but when it is sprung on me like it was tonight it is like a power punch to the solar plexus.(knocks the wind out of ya).




I was able to find a backup and made this negative evening into something very positive. Look for my review of Candi it is in the database

When I saw your tag line, I thought you left a session and found your car stolen!

Better to lose a "stiffy" than your wheels. Imagine trying to hail a cab in the late of the night.

Glad you got your due later that evening with Candi.

TV

You had a good day at work. I hope you did not break your arm patting yourself on the back.

WOW...I feel so bad for you...NOT!  Come on Chris stop it already!

I have on more than one occasion posted that the past year has been not too kind  to me finacially.   http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=43827&boardID=28&page=

In this world of ours sometimes you have to pat your self on the back (since nobody is going to do it for you) If you do not appreciate the postive things in life and celebrate your accomplishments all you will be left with is mediorcay and failur.