An hour appointment is an HOUR appointment---NOT 65 minutes, or 75 minutes, or more
The hour begins when you were SUPPOSED to arrive. (If you are LATE, that's your fault, and you get LESS than an hour).
An hour is basically 50 minutes, and then you get dressed, groomed, and leave. It is not 60 or 65 minutes, THEN take 10- 15 minutes to get dressed, and leave.  You arrive at Noon, and are out the DOOR by 1 pm. Many ladies have told me you guys linger, don't want to leave, and make them feel awkward telling your sorry ass to leave. This is a   business, and NO the ladies don't LOVE you despite your delusions. Please be considerate, and respectful of the ladies, and their time.

Also, be CLEAN.  SHOWER immediately before the appointment!  If this is not possible, then you MUST shower at their hotel.  Wash your genitals, butt, and arm pits, not once, but twice. Brush your teeth, and use mouthwash immediately before the appointment, or upon arrival. You will get better service.

Hands, and nails should be squeaky clean, and nails should be trimmed. Do not try to stick your fingers in areas where the lady is clearly not happy to have them. (Hands are inherently dirty).

Ladies don't like the smell of smokers either. It behooves you not to get your last "drag" before you enter the room.

I know this stuff SHOULD be basic, but most guys are delusional (thinking THEY are special), or disrespectful of the ladies' time.  Please be considerate.

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Let's turn the tables and apply the same rules to the ladies.

Ladies, an hour is an hour.  Ok, let's bring it down to 50 minutes because you aren't going to count that time at the end while the gent is tying his shoes.  As long as that isn't 15 minutes for you to untie your pumps and another 15 minutes at the end for you to button your bra strap.

Ladies, be CLEAN.  SHOWER immediately before the appointment!  If it's not possible, then you MUST shower during the session.  Wash your genitals, butt, and arm pits, not once, but twice. Brush your teeth, and use mouthwash immediately before the appointment, or upon arrival.  You will get a better tip.  Note item number one.  This 15 minutes DOES NOT COUNT AS UNTYING YOUR SHOES.

Hands and nails should be squecky clean.  Get your last drag before the guy enters the room.  Also, make sure I don't smell funk down south.  And above all, know when your period begins so I don't have to tell you.

I know this stuff SHOULD be basic, but many gals are delusional (thinking THEY are special), or disrespectful of the gent's time.  Please be considerate.

Might add, when you are running late and we have been sitting in the car waiting for you to call back the appt starts when we walk through the door, not at the originally scheduled time.If you're an agency girl, let them know that we are starting late so you don't get a call saying my time is up while I'm still in the saddle.

Most but not all of what you wrote are part of the hobbying basics.
It sould be pointed out that the statement of "Ladies don't like the smell of smokers either. It behooves you not to get your last "drag" before you enter the room." should be preceeded with "Non-smoking". A good percentage, if not the majority of providers smoke. Most of the ladies I have been with were relieved and happy when I mentioned that I wanted a smoke after the festivities.
While I dont presume that a lady I am about to visit with is a smoker, I do make sure to keep my mouth and breath are fresh before meeting with her. That approach also is part of Hobby Basics!

but I am shocked that this goes on from the ladies side.  I would be very VERY embarrased if I weren't extremely clean- dare I say as clean as humanly possible.

You have honestly experienced this sort of behavior from a provider?

XO
Melanie

I agree with you.  Then again, we tend to generate heat.  LOL

and I'm sure you guys have had your share of ewww moments, but let's think about what some of us have experienced.

I had one guy who didn't wear deodorant because he didn't think he sweat or smelled.  I live in Fl!  Get real, everyone sweats and we all have odor when not wearing deodorant.

Nevermind, the dingles, poo smell, urine smell, and overall ick I've seen.  Some ladies have found skidmarks on their sheets, poo on washclothes that were deposited on the floor, poo in showers, etc.

I always call if I find I'm running late due to traffic because your time is just as valuable as my time.  I ALWAYS shower and make sure I'm as fresh as a gardenia.  I moisturize, file nails, use mouthwash, deodorant, etc.

It does go both ways; so please just take to heart when there is a reminder that there may be a general slip in politeness and respond accordingly.

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-- Modified on 7/31/2007 4:40:07 AM

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We will follow.

I have experienced every one of these things at least once or twice over my hobbying career.  There have been numerous times when the south tunnel entrance has had enough funk to warrant a "served by thousands" sign.  The on-time issue is an absolute joke.  I can surerly count on my fingers without going to my toes the number of times a provider was not late.  And yes, that also includes having to tell a provider that she has started her period.

With low volume providers, you don't have to worry about that kind of problem because everything is spaced out and they take their time, no rush.  

I for one am NEVER late.  My real job entails deadlines, being in the office on time, etc, I apply the same ethic when it comes to my vocation.  Sorry that that has happened to you not once but twice!  

On the other hand, I have gotten cancelled, no-showed more than I can count on my both my hands and feet.  Eventhough I make it clear that my schedule is very limited and I am able to see only one client/day, due to my hectic work schedule.  Thank God, I do a lot of field work otherwise I won't be able to tour.

Happy hobbying everyone!  Be safe!

Oh Yes...I'm sure its happened to all of us who have been around for a while.  I have ended an appointment very abruptly once when the under garments came off and there was suddenly a very palpable odor filling the room.  That was enough for me to make my exit.

That being said, I'm sure this lack of respect and cleanliness occurs toward providers much more often than toward hobbyists.

Way to stir the pot Fuzzy. Did the ladies "really" ask you to post that? They couldn't do it themselves? Or did they want to remain nameless? I have never had a prob with the ladies I see, and I doubt they ever had a prob with me.
The last mod used to start bs posts and get things going too.
No wonder people get frustrated with this site.

I've got to say that out of a couple dozen encounters over the past three years that less than a handful were on time. No provider ever called saying they were running late. And, that doesn't count the no shows which are running about one in every 5 attempts to see someone.  And,yes, these are all TER reviewed providers.  Moreover, I typically schedule well in advance because most of my hobbying takes place when I'm out of town on business. So, ladies, I understand your gripes but it's just as bad from the customer's perspective.

I don't normally post but this one gets to me.  I agree that an hour is an hour if you want to shorten it to 50 minutes than I can understand the ladies point.  If however they run late than the hour begings when I walk through the door, not at the regularly scheduled time.  
Secondly when ladies perform outcall please have the courtesy have calling back at least a couple of hours prior.  I have been stuck at least 4 times with rooms and absolutly no consideration is given by the ladies.  
Thirdly and part of this is on me.  If I pay for an hour I want an hour.  If I can't hold back because its been so long since the last time, then I would ask for seconds.  I don't want to chit chat if I wanted to do that I would go to my shrink.  If I wanted a drink, I would go to the bar, and if I wanted a massage I would go to a massuse.  I come for one thing and that is what I expect after all I am the customer.  
I think I have made my point.  This is not intended to all but so the selective few that practice this type of service.

All I provide is FBSM. However, if I had a nickel for each guy who didn't think he needed to shower before a massage and I had to smell the stink of his butt (while he lays on his stomach) or witness the dingleberries or toilet tissue remnants in his crack (I kid you not!), I'd be rich!

I've seen some "high" volume girls and "low" volume girls.  I've seen the issues above split both ways for both types.  One thing that does seem to be in common is that I no longer TOFTT.  I gave that up a couple of years with a string of poor quality sessions.  I now screen my providers - much like the way they screen us.  If they don't pass my screening, I pass them up for someone else.

You mean they have running shoes on just in case they want to make a quick escape? LOL!!!!!!

Nobody likes stinky body parts or sharp nails/whiskers.  I address that on my FAQ page: http://www.misslogan.com/html/faqs.html  Yes, I like to kiss (people who have a close personal relationship with their toothbrush) as long as the whiskers aren't so sharp that they grind my lips to a bloody pulp.  Also, my pussy wouldn't smell so clean and fresh if I let everybody stick their flithy fingers in it.  Even my vibrator must wear a condom.  http://www.cdc.gov/std/bv/STDFact-Bacterial-Vaginosis.htm

I am allergic to smoke, but I can deal with the smell for an hour or two.  If it is so strong that my sinuses start stuffing up, then we have a problem.

But the time thing......Since time is such an elusive concept for me, I can't get too upset about it.  I always put a minimum of 1 hour in between and expect an appointment to run about 15 minutes over.  More than that is entering my unacceptable range.  If I hold you hostage in my room so that I can pick your brain, well now that's a different story. LOL!