With the guys posting that they are cougar food and MILF seekers.. at the risk of being flamed,  I am throwing my hat in the ring and officially coming out as a DILF.  Ladies, my rates are reasonable and negotiable.  Please send a PM if interested.

It may take a while to build business with no web site, pics, or reviews (on you, not written by you).  But in this economy if you are reasonably priced, you might get some bites.  Hey, maybe if you do some doubles with a well-reviewed lady you can get some clients that way.  And what is your official stage name?  

If I ever have extra cash to hobby myself (whhc will most likley be never), I might go for it.  But I like a well-reviewed provder myself.  Hey,  many of the guys who call me waited until I had at least 10 reviews, so you have to expect a lady hobbyist to do the same.  

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Lets see if anyone can suggest one.

At the risk of being flamed? What does that mean?

And as for throwing your hat into the ring, go for it! That sounds awesome! I would love to be a male provider, however, unfortunatly for me, I don't know how well I would "Measure Up"(Pun Intended)  lol


Cougarfood

flamed is a term used to describe when people bash you/ call you names/ put you down on a newgroup/ board.

I was toying with some stage names:

Haywood Jablowme, Jimmy Rockwood.. have any suggestions

Hows John Jerkofski?
....lol   dude your trippin

couldnt resist you set yourself up for that one...lol

I think those are already porn stars names, and besides, they sound fake.  Not to mention being a porn star escort is a whole different ball game.  You're just getting started, but you don't want to get in over your head.  Take it one step at a time.

You have to go with something that actually sounds like it might be your name so your clients (or "dates" as I call them) associate that name with you.  Some of them will always ask what your real name is anyway, but it's real as long as you respond to it and feel that it fits your "provider character."

I know I am starting to sound like a community college drama teacher, but think of a guy you went to school with or someone you work with or know now that you wish you were a little more like or would like to emulate his sexiness or bravado, and think about using his name or a variation of it.  I know many female providers use names that are those of yoga instructors, elementary school teachers, high school friends' mom's name, strippers (real or in films), supermodels, etc.

Also, what "type" will you be?  Do you want to be bold and masculine, oozing strength and virality like a world class Olympian or body builder?   Offer hot 1 or 2 hour sessions when you tour, maybe doing several in one day? Maybe go with Jake or Rick or Doug.  Something short with a strong, crisp ending.  

Or will you be more of an intellectual, dinner date BFE type, doing mostly multi-hour dates with repeat clientele?  Then try something that sounds educated and sophisticated, like Carrington or Anderson or Jackson or Colton.  Something complete, almost a first and last name in one.  

Or will you be more of a effervescent, part-time 'escort' and co-ed who sees clients at his funky decorated apartment?  Then go with something trendy and fun like Zach or Jordan or A.J. or Brad.  Think of current popular celebrities names.  

Or maybe you'll be a real laid-back charmer, MILF/DILF type who has an SO who knows about his work, and really is more of a sex therapist than courtesan.  Maybe you even go to a country music concert once in a while and are not ashamed to say you have a favorite NASCAR driver.  Then go with something breezy and relaxed like Russ or Willie or Jimmy or Bobby or Roy.

Or you could just be practical like me and pick a name that's unisex (Alexandra often becomes Alex), just in case your name gets saved in a cell phone and a nosy significant other comes across it.  Many a wifey has thought "Alex" was a golf buddy, not a well-reviewed young provider from TER.  

And Alexandra is elegant enough to attract some high end big spenders who want overnight dates, but Alex is cool enough not to scare away the regular 1 hour session guy from Minnesota that wears a different plaid shirt every time you see him.

Think about the type of client you want to attract and level(s) of service you are willing and able to provide.

More "Escorting 101 Tutorials with Alexandra" comng soon to a board near you!

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I just made my car payment on an outcall appointment last night... so I guess I am trippin...lol

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Sorry Dear, I am going to be alittle late, I have to meet with Dick Head.

didn't want to steal your alias...

that kind of suxs.  ready and this post had some humor goin on a dead board and love strange had to be mean. That is not cool. why do peps have 2 be mean spirited is beyond me