I hope you virile vacationers will not vacillate when it comes to visiting me now that the summer travel season is coming to an end.

I am a very tantalizing destination for you testicle toting travelers and should be included in your globetrotting travels.  And why travel abroad to Bangkok when you can bang an exotic broad with your cock here at home, Marco Polo?

I should be included in the National Register of Historic Places.  I think I am a cultural resource and structure worth preserving.

Once I thought the National Park Service had me listed as the "Grand Teats National Park."  I was wrong.  It was actually the Grand Teton National Park in Wyoming.  What is so funny, Lewis and Clark?  My teats are grand!!! 8>)

I am the ultimate vacation spot and have similar attractions to explore as the National Registry of Historic Places and National Park Service.  

See me instead of the Twin Peaks in San Fransisco.  I assure you that my two hills are more fun.  I also have more stimulating arches for you foot fetishists than any in Arches National Park.  I also have a gem of a split more dazzling than the Jewel Cave National Monument for you salacious spelunkers.  I am as much of a paradise as Hawaii and as reliable and wet as Old Faithful in Yellowstone Park.  

Need a vacation?  Hike my way for recreation that is fun and educational.  I am a warm GFE getaway and as independent as the Independence National Historic Park in Pennsylvania.  I will keep the visitor center open for you. (lol)

Before I close, let me say that I like our national parks and hope you have similar sights to see, such as a big "redwood" or a "petrified log."